VIEW ALL PULL PATCHES - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🥩 WELL DONE IS A CRIME For the steak snob enforcing backyard justice one overcooked ribeye at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🧙 WEEKEND MEAT WIZARD For the backyard sorcerer turning smoke, seasoning, and questionable confidence into weekend BBQ magic.Sized at 3x2 and hook ...

🍖 THE RIB TICKLER For the BBQ joker serving up smoky ribs, bad dad jokes, and sauce-covered confidence.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🔥 SEAR PRESSURE For the grill master making high-stakes meat decisions while everyone stands around pretending to “help.”Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🔥 PROPANE PROPHET A backyard BBQ badge for the gas grill guru preaching clean flames, fast starts, and perfectly timed burgers.Sized at 3x2 and h...

🥩 MARINADE MAFIA For the flavor boss running secret rubs, smoky deals, and sauce operations out of the backyard.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🍗 LORD OF THE WINGS A fantasy-level BBQ badge for the grill master ruling over smoky wings, crispy skin, and questionable sauce decisions.Sized at ...

🔥 CHARCOAL CARTEL A smoky backyard badge for the grill boss moving briquettes like contraband and ribs like street currency.Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🔥 GRILL MODE ACTIVATEDTongs Out is for the backyard BBQ legend who clicks the tongs twice, stares down the grill, and immediately takes command. Si...

🥩 VICTORY SMELLS LIKE BRISKETMeat Sweats Champion is for the BBQ warrior who ignored every warning, went back for thirds, and still somehow reached...

🔥 TOO HOT TO HANDLEHot Grill Summer is for the backyard legend turning cookouts into a full-season lifestyle of smoke, meat, cold drinks, and quest...

🔥 OFFICIALLY TONG TESTEDClick Click Certified is for the grill boss who knows the tongs are not ready until they’ve been clicked at least twice. Si...

🔥 GRILL TEAM REPORTING FOR DUTYBackyard Pit Crew is for the friends, dads, uncles, and self-appointed grill assistants who stand around the BBQ act...

🌊 WAVE RAVE DAVE The sacred spirit of loud shirts, louder playlists, and turning any beach day into a questionable event. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🕺 TIKI TWO-STEP The sacred guardian of loose hips, worse rhythm, and dance moves that require a liability waiver. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🩴 THE SANDMAN-DAL The sacred protector of missing flip-flops, sandy regrets, and walking barefoot like this was always the plan. Sized at 3x2 and h...

💦 SPLASH GORDON The sacred guardian of maximum cannonball energy and absolutely zero concern for anyone holding a drink. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🥃 RUM RUNNER RANDY The sacred keeper of light pours, heavy judgment, and calling out crimes against cocktail math. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🌴 MOKU MOK The sacred guardian of empty calendars, full coolers, and seeing where the day aggressively refuses to go. Sized at 3x2 and hook & l...

🍹 MAI TAI MY GUY The sacred spirit of forgetting what day it is and being weirdly proud of it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🍌 CABANA BANANAThe sacred guardian of frozen drinks, slippery plans, and pool bar choices made with confidence and zero evidence. Sized at 3x2 an...

🛥️ BOATY MCTIKI The sacred guardian of floating around, raiding coolers, and contributing absolutely nothing but vibes. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

👑 THE BIG KAHUNA-ISH The sacred guardian of acting in charge while absolutely winging the entire operation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

😴 POOLSIDE PETE The sacred protector of half-empty drinks, full-body chair naps, and pretending sunscreen counts as effort. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...