Top 100 Patches
🎣 DAD’S GONE FISHINGIf you need him, you don’t.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, ...
View full details🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...
View full details😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...
View full details🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...
View full details🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...
View full details🎯 MAKE IT ABOUT ME“Make It About Me” isn’t selfish… it’s just efficient. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...
View full details🤔 OLDER AND WISER (DEBATABLE)“Older and Wiser (Debatable)” means the years are adding up… the wisdom is still under review. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...
View full details😏 OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER “Old Enough to Know Better” means you’ve got the wisdom… what you do with it is another story. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...
View full detailsFuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...
View full detailsSource of strength. ✝️ “Powered By Jesus” is a simple, confident statement of faith. It’s about where your strength, purpose, and direction come fr...
View full detailsYou can tell. 👀🌿 “Stoner Eyes” is a bold, visual-first design featuring classic glazed, zoned-out eyes. It’s simple, expressive, and instantly reco...
View full detailsIt’s been on your mind… 🌿 “I Wonder If Weed Thinks About Me Too…” is a funny, slightly introspective take on cannabis culture. It’s chill, relatabl...
View full detailsYou other growers can’t deny. 🌿 “I Like Big Buds and I Cannot Lie” is a playful cannabis twist on a legendary line. Bold, recognizable, and guarant...
View full detailsPick your side. ✝️ “Team Jesus” is a bold, simple statement of faith. No extra words needed—just where you stand. Sized at 3x2 and Velcro compatibl...
View full detailsPriorities were… elsewhere. 😈 “Sorry I Missed Church – I Was Busy Practicing Witchcraft” is unapologetic, sarcastic humor that leans into irony and...
View full detailsGame? What game? 🍿 “I’m Just Here For The Snacks” gets the full 90s treatment—bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. It’s for anyone who treats ...
View full detailsRadio’s off. Responsibilities paused. 🚔 “Off Duty Save Yourselves” is tongue-in-cheek humor for officers who’ve officially clocked out. It’s a ligh...
View full detailsSweet temptation. Zero resistance. 🍩🚔 “Donut Resist” is playful law enforcement humor that never gets old. It’s light, self-aware, and perfect for ...
View full detailsBig fans of cooperation. 🚔 “Compliance Enthusiasts” is subtle police humor rooted in the daily reality of the job. It’s confident, low-key, and ins...
View full detailsSomebody made a choice. 🚔 “Rules Were Broken” is understated police humor—simple, dry, and understood by anyone who’s worked a shift. No drama. Jus...
View full detailsEnforce the law. Refill the cup. ☕🚔 “Law & Coffee” is a nod to long shifts, early roll calls, and the fuel that keeps the watch going. It’s sim...
View full detailsWhen seconds matter, training takes over. 🚒 “Rescue” represents the core of the mission—locate, extract, protect. It’s straightforward, professiona...
View full detailsHeat. Fuel. Oxygen. Remove one. 🔥 “Combustion Control Unit” is a tongue-in-cheek nod to what firefighters actually do—control the fire triangle and...
View full detailsLights and sirens don’t make it a rideshare. 🚑 “Not A Taxi” is a nod to EMS crews who understand the mission is medical care—not convenience transp...
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