QUOTES / SAYINGS PATCHES

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Removable Patch

New Research Suggests Drinking Coffee In The Morning Helps Others Live Longer. - Removable Patch

As A Coach, I Care Less About Your Potential And More About What You Do With It. The World Is Full Of Gifted Under-Achievers. Don't Waste Your Gift. - Removable Patch

You Can't Do Ugly Things To People And Expect To Live A Beautiful Life. - Removable Patch

When People See you Laying Down With Your Eyes Closed And They Still Ask "Are You Sleeping?" "No, I'm Training To Die" - Removable Patch

If You Can't Look Back At Your Younger Self And Realize That You Were An Idiot, You Are Probably Still An Idiot. - Removable Patch

I Am The One Who Goes Bump In the Night - Removable Patch

Fuck All Y'All - Removable Patch

Worst Apocalypse Ever - Removable Patch

When I Was Your Age, Pluto Was A Planet - Removable Patch

Merry Christmyass - Patch

Let's Bake Shit - Patch

Whiskey Made Me Do It - Removable Patch

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste - Removable Patch

The Dog Likes Me The Most - Removable Patch

Let's Have A Moment Of Science - Removable Patch

Santa Is Not Real - Patch

I'm Into Fitness - Fit'Ness Taco In My Mouth - Black and White - Removable Patch

Chillin' Like A Villain - Blue - Removable Patch

I Want Pizza Not Your Opinion - Patch

Dear Santa, Define Naughty - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, I Regret Nothing - Removable Patch

Let's Get Baked - Removable Patch

Oh Sweetie, Monsters Are Real And They Look Like People - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me To Smile - Removable Patch

Come Here You Big, Beautiful Cup Of Coffee And Lie To Me About How Much We're Going To Get Done Today. - Removable Patch

Villain - Removable Patch

Stop Trying To Be Liked By Everybody. You Don't Even Like Everybody. - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely - Removable Patch

Low Key Boujee - Removable Patch

Inhale - Good Shit - Exhale - Bad Shit - Removable Patch

Today's Vibe - Coffee - Lot's Of Coffee - Removable Patch

Shenanigans Begin Here - Removable Patch

Shut Up And Let Me Weld - Removable Patch

Welder - US Flag - Removable Patch

And I Think To Myself What A Wonderful Weld - Removable Patch

It's Not A Bug It's A Feature - Removable Patch

I Was Normal Two Kids Ago - Removable Patch

Mom Needs Coffee - Removable Patch

Irish Don't Get Drunk We Get Awesome - Orange - Patch

I Shamrock Beer - Green Background - Patch

Event Staff - Patch

If You Don't Remember, It Didn't Happen - Vodka - Patch

As You Wish - Westley - Patch

Archery - It's All About Letting Go - Removable Patch

Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Removable Patch

Look At Me Being Festive And Shit - Removable Patch