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There's A Fine Line Between A Numerator And A Denominator. Only A Fraction Of People Will Find This Funny. - Removable Patch
$6.99I Tried To Say, "I'm A Functional Adult", But My Phone Changed It To "Fictional Adult", And I Feel Like That's More Accurate. - Removable Patch
$6.99Two Things I Know I Can Make. Pretty Kids And People Mad. - Removable Patch
$6.99Whiskey And Bad Decisions - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Rude, I Just Don't Like You.- Removable Patch
$6.99Every Family Needs At Least One Redneck - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm The Friend With The Boat - Removable Patch
$6.99I Read Past My Bedtime - Removable Patch
$6.99I Teach My Kid To Hit And Steal - Removable Patch
$6.99I Saw That - Karma - Removable Patch
$6.99No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer - Removable Patch
$6.99There's Always Going To Be Someone Who Doesn't See Your Worth. Don't Let It Be You - Removable Patch
$6.99Some Days The Supply Of Available Curse Words Is Insufficient To Meet My Demands - Removable Patch
$6.99Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Before You Cross The Street And Then Getting Hit By An Airplane - Removable Patch
$6.99Fueled By Beer And Christmas Cheer - Removable Patch
$6.99One Reason People Resist Change Is Because They Focus On What They Have To Give Up, Instead Of What They Have To Gain. - Removable Patch
$6.99"Are You Free Tomorrow?" "No, I'm Expensive Everyday" - Removable Patch
$6.99The Opinion Of 10,000 Men Is Of No Value If None Of Them Know Anything About The Subject. -Marcus Aurelius - Removable Patch
$6.99They Are Just Angry Because The Truth You Speak Contradicts The Lie They Live - Removable Patch
$6.99You Can And You Will Because You're Badass Like That. - Removable Patch
$6.99Sad But Still Horny - Removable Patch
$6.99Just Because Someone Carries It Well, Doesn't Mean It Isn't Heavy. - Removable Patch
$6.99No Matter How Long You Have Traveled In The Wrong Direction, You Can Always Turn Around. - Removable Patch
$6.99All Great Changes Are Preceded By Chaos. - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Hard Of Hearing. I'm Just Ignoring You - Patch
$6.99Chief - Red and White - Removable Patch
$6.99Rub Me For Luck - Green Background - Patch
$6.99Remember When We Had To Smack The TV Because The Channel Wasn't Coming In Clearly? I Feel That Way About Far Too Many People. - Removable Patch
$6.99Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I've Ever Lived In - Removable Patch
$6.99Be Naughty Save Santa The Trip - Removable Patch
$6.99Gonna Go Lay Under The Tree To Remind My Family That I'm A Gift - Removable Patch
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