Pull Patch Influencer Gear

🦆 WELL... DUCK ME. Product Description:For the moments when things go sideways and all you can do is roll with it. The Well Duck Me removable patch...

👀 Unqualified but Available No medical degree. No professional training. Absolutely no reason to be involved. I’m Not a Gynecologist, but I’ll Take...

🗣️ No Hablo Fucktardo Some conversations are not worth translating. The No Hablo Fucktardo patch is made for people with limited patience, excellen...

🧊 I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch Training hard is great. Walking normally afterward is optional. The I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch i...

🔥 CONFIDENCE: WELL DONE-ISHProbably Overcooked is for the backyard grill master who got distracted for one second and is now calling those burgers ...

🔥 MOONFIRE A beach bonfire under the moon, because daylight has never been great at minding its business.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🌈 LOVE IS MY FAVORITE COLORFinally, a color palette with emotional damage and excellent lighting. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏓 IT WAS INFor players who saw it clearly from a terrible angle and will absolutely die on that hill. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 DINK AROUND AND FIND OUTA polite warning for anyone who thinks soft shots can’t start problems. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

🏓 CAME TO SMASHSubtle? No. Effective? Occasionally. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

😎 TOO COOL FOR BRITISH RULE “Dumped the tea and never looked back.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏌️ SMOOTH STROKE SOCIETY “Membership requires confidence and absolutely zero self-awareness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🐦 BACKDOOR BIRDIE CLUB “Ugly golf still counts on the scorecard.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

⛳ I’D TAP THAT “Putting jokes peaked in middle school and honestly never recovered.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🏌️ KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN “Solid golf advice. Terrible way to live your life.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

⚠️ WARNING BAD GOLFER STAND CLEAR “Not aiming at you. Still somehow hitting you.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🎣 YOUR BAIT SUCKSJust trying to help… you’re welcome.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, b...

🎣 BASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD - FISHING CLUBMembership requires bad puns and even worse behavior on the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎣 LAKE MODE ACTIVATEDBrain off, lines out, vibes high.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ...

🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...

🔥 BAKED“Baked” keeps it simple… because overthinking is no longer on the agenda. Sized at 3x2 and hook-and-loop compatible, this removable patch sw...

🌿 WEED DAD LIKE A REGULAR DAD ONLY WAY HIGHER“Weed Dad Like A Regular Dad Only Way Higher” is peak dad energy… just elevated. Sized at 3x2 and hook...