Pull Patch Influencer Gear

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

😅 AT LEAST IT’S NOT CRACK“At Least It’s Not Crack” is the kind of logic that feels questionable… but somehow still wins the argument. Sized at 3x2 ...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL“This Is Not A Drill” means whatever’s happening… it’s officially go time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🧂 SEASONED PROFESSIONAL“Seasoned Professional” means you’ve been through enough to know exactly what you’re doing… most of the time. Sized at 3x2 a...

🎮 LEVEL UP COMPLETE“Level Up Complete” means you made it to the next stage… no cheat codes required. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏆 COLLECTOR’S EDITION“Collector’s Edition” means you’re not for everyone… and that’s exactly the point. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🚀 JUST GETTING STARTED“Just Getting Started” is for when the story’s already good… and still picking up speed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

🎉 BORN FOR THIS DAY“Born for This Day” means this moment? Yeah… it’s kind of your thing. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🎉 LOOK WHO’S AGING“Look Who’s Aging” feels a lot like “look who’s thriving”… just with a few more noises when you stand up. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🎂 CERTIFIED BIRTHDAY PERSON“Certified Birthday Person” confirms what we already knew… this day is officially about you. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🏷️ NOT OLD – VINTAGE“Not Old – Vintage” is what you call it when age starts sounding a lot cooler. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🧓 BACK IN MY DAY“Back in My Day” starts as a sentence… and somehow turns into a full story every time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

💥 PAIN IS MY CARDIO“Pain Is My Cardio” skips the gym and goes straight to the daily wear and tear. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

⚠️ MADE BEFORE SAFETY LABELS “Made Before Safety Labels” is for those who didn’t need warnings… and still don’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

📞 “Born Before WiFi” is a badge of honor for anyone who had to actually get up to change the channel. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

😴 “Professional Napper” isn’t laziness—it’s a skill that’s been carefully developed over time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🥷🥚 “Professional Egg Hider” is for the ones who don’t just hide eggs… they create legends. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...