Pull Patch Influencer Gear

🛺 MISTAKES WERE MADE “Turns out golf carts do, in fact, have tipping points.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🍺 DÓNDE ESTÁ LA CART GIRL “Hydration is important. So is finding the beer cart by hole 3.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🤷 I DO WHAT I’M TOLD “Marriage: where ‘Yes Dear’ becomes a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY HUSBAND“Sorry About My Husband” is part warning… part public service announcement. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

💍 WHO WOULD MARRY THIS IDIOT“Who Would Marry This Idiot” is a fair question… and somehow, someone said yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

😎 MY HUSBAND HAS AN AWESOME WIFE“My Husband Has an Awesome Wife” is confidence… and honestly, he agrees. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🎣 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOOKERKeeping small bait operations thriving, one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🎣 REEL THERAPYCheaper, quieter, and way more effective.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 I FISH BECAUSE THERAPY IS EXPENSIVEWay cheaper than talking about your feelings.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🎣 DAD’S GONE FISHINGIf you need him, you don’t.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, ...

🧠🌿 THAT’S WHAT I DO I SMOKE WEED AND I KNOW THINGS“That’s What I Do I Smoke Weed and I Know Things” sounds like a skillset… and honestly, it checks...

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🔥 KEEP BLAZING, STAY AMAZING“Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing” is part motivation… part lifestyle advice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🔥 LIMITED EDITION HUMAN“Limited Edition Human” means there aren’t many like you… And that’s probably a good thing. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🌱 GET OFF MY LAWN“Get Off My Lawn” is less of a request… more of a standing policy. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

Fuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...

Let’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...