Pull Patch Influencer Gear

🎓 A Well-Rounded Social Circle Some friends have diplomas. Some have businesses. Some have stories they can’t discuss until the statute of limitati...

🧠 Yesterday Already Took Enough Being mad about the past is understandable. Letting it ruin today is just giving yesterday overtime. Don’t Fuck Up ...

😏 Finally, Some Healthy Competition Life may be rough, unfair, and generally terrible at customer service—but apparently it has met its match. Life...

😏 It’s a Gift and a Burden Being this attractive comes with consequences. I’m So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard is made for confident comedians, shameles...

💸 It’s Okay Funds, I’m Insufficient Too Your bank account is doing its best. Unfortunately, so are you. The It’s Okay Funds, I’m Insufficient Too p...

🔥 GRILL SCOUTS For the backyard BBQ troop earning merit badges in smoke, sauce, and highly questionable fire safety.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🔥 OFFICIALLY TONG TESTEDClick Click Certified is for the grill boss who knows the tongs are not ready until they’ve been clicked at least twice. Si...

🍍 PINEAPPLE PAUL The sacred spirit of tropical nonsense, loud shirts, and confidence that somehow gets stronger after two drinks. Sized at 3x2 and ...

⛱️ PALAPA PAPA The sacred protector of claiming the best shade and acting like it came with bottle service. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🍹 CHILLIAM THE TIKI The official guardian of doing absolutely nothing and somehow still needing a vacation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🚐 BEACHSTREAM A retro camper scene for people who think “roughing it” still requires snacks, shade, and a decent view.Sized at 3x2 and hook & ...

🚗 SURF BUG A classic beach Bug with boards on top, built for slow drives and fast excuses.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🧑🦯 THE REF IS BLINDA classic sideline diagnosis made with zero medical training and full emotional confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌈 RAINBOW RIOTPeaceful, colorful, and only mildly concerned with behaving. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🏓 WORLD’S OKAYEST PICKLEBALL PARTNERNot the best. Not the worst. Somehow still getting invited back. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 RETURN OF THE DINKThe soft-shot sequel nobody asked for, and every opponent still has to deal with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 PICKLEBALL JESUSHe has risen, grabbed a paddle, and is ready to bless the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏓 APPARENTLY I PLAY PICKLEBALL NOWNobody knows how it started, but somehow there’s a paddle in your hand and plans on Saturday. Sized at 3x2 and ho...

🏓 NET NINJASSilent at the line, deadly with the paddle, and way too proud of it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🏓 KITCHEN VIOLATORSome people respect the line. Others treat it like a suggestion. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🫖 SPILLING THE TEA SINCE 1773 “America’s been dramatic from the very beginning.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🎇 250 YEARS YOUNG & STILL UNSUPERVISED “That explains the fireworks injuries.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏌️ SORRY, I’M GOLFING THAT DAY “Busy pretending a 9 AM tee time is a personality trait.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🏌️ FINISH STRONG “Solid golf advice and relationship advice, honestly.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...