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 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

☕ I LIKE BIG CUPS AND I CANNOT LIE Some people like a little coffee. This patch is for the people who need the biggest cup available. The I Lik...

👻 Varsity Boo The Varsity Boo patch gives spooky season a throwback school-spirit twist. With a playful ghost theme and classic varsity-style att...

💀 Grim Reaper The Grim Reaper patch brings classic death-and-doom imagery into a bold Halloween design with plenty of attitude. Dark, eerie...

⛽ Final Stop - Gas & Service Final Stop - Gas & Service feels like the kind of roadside station you find after dark, miles from anywhere,...

🥨 PRIORITIES MATTER IN THE FIELD. Because every solid survival plan should include snacks. Survival Snacks is a funny tactical-style morale patch...

👀 KEEP MOVING. NOTHING HAPPENED. Nothing to See Here is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who prefers plausible deniability an...

🩹 MINOR INJURY. MAJOR RESPONSE. Boo Boo Response Team is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who treats every scrape, bump, and ...

🔥 Hot Witch Shit For the ones serving looks, casting spells, and bringing a little chaos wherever they go, the Hot Witch Shit patch says it all. ...

✨ Certified Spell Caster Officially qualified in questionable magic, bad ideas, and getting exactly the kind of trouble you asked for. The Certif...

👽 TAKE ME TO YOUR QUACKERS. Product Description:For the duck who’s definitely not from around here. The Alien Ducker removable patch blends extrate...

🩺 PRESCRIBING HIGH DOSES OF QUACK. Product Description:For the duck who’s always ready to answer the call. The Quack Medic removable patch mixes me...

🦆 WELL... DUCK ME. Product Description:For the moments when things go sideways and all you can do is roll with it. The Well Duck Me removable patch...

👀 Unqualified but Available No medical degree. No professional training. Absolutely no reason to be involved. I’m Not a Gynecologist, but I’ll Take...

🗣️ No Hablo Fucktardo Some conversations are not worth translating. The No Hablo Fucktardo patch is made for people with limited patience, excellen...

🧊 I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch Training hard is great. Walking normally afterward is optional. The I’m Just Here For The Ice Packs Patch i...

🔥 CONFIDENCE: WELL DONE-ISHProbably Overcooked is for the backyard grill master who got distracted for one second and is now calling those burgers ...

🌮 BEACH TACO A taco by the water, because fine dining is just better with sand in questionable places.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🔥 MOONFIRE A beach bonfire under the moon, because daylight has never been great at minding its business.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...