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🎯 Brass Collector For the shooter who leaves the range with a smile and a pocket full of proof. The Brass Collector patch delivers clean tactical h...

🦆 SERVING QUACKS ON DEMAND. Product Description:For the one who always seems to have a duck for every situation. The Duck Dealer removable patch br...

🏈 WE’LL FIX IT MONDAY Sunday is for bad decisions. Monday is for pretending we learned from them. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

💥 BAD INTENTIONS. GOOD TECHNIQUE. Play clean, hit hard, and make sure the film looks beautiful. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

🧠 SMART ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS Knows just enough to make things interesting and absolutely no promises about how this ends.Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🤠 A Friendly Greeting With Questionable Manners Part cowboy welcome, part wildly inappropriate entrance. Howdy Putos is made for rowdy friends, bil...

🏆 Looking This Good Is a Full-Time Job The posing, the compliments, the pressure to remain decorative—it never ends. Being a Trophy Husband Is Exha...

😏 Kindness With Conditions It sounds polite. It might even be polite. That really depends on what kind of day you’ve earned. Have the Day You Deser...

📏 250 YEARS AND STILL NOT USING THE METRIC SYSTEM “Freedom units or nothing.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏌️ IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO “Mostly because half of them end up in the woods.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🎣 FISH AROUND AND FIND TROUTA peaceful hobby… until it isn’t.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between...

🎣 WEEKEND HOOKER - BAIT & TACKLEJust a harmless fishing trip… or so you’ll tell people.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

📡 I REMEMBER DIAL-UP“I Remember Dial-Up” is for those who earned their internet time… one screeching connection at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

📸 HERE’S A REALLY OLD PICTURE OF ME“Here’s a Really Old Picture of Me” delivers the joke before anyone else can. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🏷️ VINTAGE HUMAN“Vintage Human” means you’re not old… you’re just a classic that’s held up over time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...