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😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🔥 KEEP BLAZING, STAY AMAZING“Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing” is part motivation… part lifestyle advice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🔥 LIMITED EDITION HUMAN“Limited Edition Human” means there aren’t many like you… And that’s probably a good thing. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🌱 GET OFF MY LAWN“Get Off My Lawn” is less of a request… more of a standing policy. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

Fuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...

Let’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...

Choose faith. ✝️ “Faith Over Fear” is a bold reminder to trust over worry and stand strong in what you believe. Simple, direct, and meaningful in a...

He meant it. ✝️ “I’ll Be Back” puts a clever, modern spin on a timeless promise. Featuring a bold, cinematic-style take on Jesus, it blends faith a...

Radio’s off. Responsibilities paused. 🚔 “Off Duty Save Yourselves” is tongue-in-cheek humor for officers who’ve officially clocked out. It’s a ligh...

Sweet temptation. Zero resistance. 🍩🚔 “Donut Resist” is playful law enforcement humor that never gets old. It’s light, self-aware, and perfect for ...

Somebody made a choice. 🚔 “Rules Were Broken” is understated police humor—simple, dry, and understood by anyone who’s worked a shift. No drama. Jus...

Relax. Mostly. 🚔 “Not The Fun Police” is dry, understated humor for officers who know the job isn’t about ruining anyone’s day—it’s about keeping t...

Enforce the law. Refill the cup. ☕🚔 “Law & Coffee” is a nod to long shifts, early roll calls, and the fuel that keeps the watch going. It’s sim...

Prevent it. Respond to it. Paperwork it. 🚔 “Crime Prevention-Ish” is understated police humor for officers who know the job isn’t always textbook p...

Commitment isn’t a slogan. It’s a standard. 🔥 “First In Last Out Club” represents dedication to the mission—showing up early, staying until the job...

Heat. Fuel. Oxygen. Remove one. 🔥 “Combustion Control Unit” is a tongue-in-cheek nod to what firefighters actually do—control the fire triangle and...

You don’t look for it.It just keeps finding you. 🔥 Our “Heat Seekers Anonymous” firefighter patch is for crews who always seem to catch the hot job...

When the scene is chaos, you make it clinical. 🚑 “We Fix This Mess” is built for EMS and paramedics who step into unpredictable situations and turn...

Cuff. Inflate. Listen. Repeat. 🩺 “Blood Pressure Enthusiasts” is for EMS providers who know that good medicine starts with good assessment. It’s a ...

Waiting won’t help. ❄️Our “This Snow Isn’t Gonna Move Itself” patch is for early mornings, heavy shovels, and getting it done before coffee. Design...