Patches

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fas...

I'm Sorry I Couldn't Hear You Over The Imaginary Sex I Was Having Wtih You In My Head All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authenti...

  Customizable - Up To 4 Lines Of Text   Ever want a removable patch you can customize? Well, here it is! In 10 characters or less on up to four l...

Renowned Member Of Several Government Watchlists All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are comp...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Slap On Some Swagger with Pull Patch! Upgrade your gear with Pull Patch’s cool, customizable patches. Each patch is a perfect...

  Custom Graphic - Removable Patches   If you want it, we’ll make it! Whether you need a custom designed patch for your company, wedding, birthday,...

My Favorite Part Of Star Wars Was When Darth Vader Lost His Cool During A Staff meeting And Started Choling A Co-Worker. All Pull Patch hats and ...

Someone Just Called My 9YO "Gay" On XBox And He Responded "I'm Straighter Than The Pole Your Mom Dances On." I'm Not Intervening. All Pull Pat...

Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are c...

  Custom Photo - Removable Patches   If you want it, we’ll make it! Whether you need a custom designed patch for your company, wedding, birthday, o...

  Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You're Naked All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compat...

  Custom Logo - Removable Patches   If you want it, we’ll make it! Whether you need a custom designed patch for your company, wedding, birthday, or...

Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Really Likes You. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loo...

  I Can Fuck It Up And Fix It Faster Than Most People Can Fuck It Up. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop f...

If An Old Dude Ever Gives You Advice While Peeling An Apple With A Pocket Knife And Eating Pieces Right Off The Blade, You Should Probably Take...

No Member Of Metallica Has Ever Appeared On Sesame Street. Master Of Puppets, My Ass. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authenti...

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. All Pull P...

Your Nudes Are Safe With Me. All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO®...

The Fact That My Entire Body Cracks Like A Glowstick Whenever I Move Yet Refuses To Actually Glow Is Very Disappointing All Pull Pa...

F.Y.I. You Pee On A Jellyfish Sting Not A Jelly Stain. Again My Apologies To The Lady At The Waffle House This Morning. All Pull Patch hats an...

Nakatomi Plaza All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® fasteners. Eas...

Don't Be A Cock Sucker All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with VELCRO® faste...

Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! All Pull Patch hats and patches have our brand’s authentic hook and loop fasteners which are compatible with V...

Kiss Her Like It's The First Time You Did And The Last Time You Will. Every Time. Every. Fucking. Time. All Pull Patch hats and patches have ou...