Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES
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🍔 LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE EXTRA LARGE “Portion control lost the war years ago.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...
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🗽 250 YEARS OF FREEDOM TO BE WEIRD “Honestly, we’ve all done our part.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...
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🦅 AMERICA NOW WITH 250% MORE FREEDOM “Side effects may include fireworks and poor judgment.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...
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🇺🇸 USA – VINTAGE “Old school freedom with zero indoor voice.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwee...
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🇺🇸 250 YEARS OF FREEDOM – 1776 – 2026 “Still raising flags and lowering beer counts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...
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🫖 TEA BAGGING ENGLAND SINCE 1773 “Historical accuracy with extremely immature energy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...
View full details😏 PROOF THAT SIZE DOESN’T MATTER“Proof That Size Doesn’t Matter” is the kind of confidence you just have to respect… no further questions. Sized at...
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🦅 MERI-CAAAAAW “Bald eagle noises intensify.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, an...
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🦅 AMERICAW - 250 YEARS “Spelled wrong. Still free.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...
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🫖 AMERICA’S 250TH STILL NOT SORRY ABOUT THE TEA “Would dump again.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...
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🇺🇸 RED, WHITE & BREWED SINCE 1776 “Because freedom tastes better ice cold.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...
View full details⚠️ WARNING GIRLS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Girls Trip in Progress” means the plans are solid… until they absolutely aren’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...
View full details🏓 KITCHEN VIOLATORSome people respect the line. Others treat it like a suggestion. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...
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🛠️ AMERICA THE ORIGINAL DIY PROJECT “Some assembly still required.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...
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🎇 250 YEARS YOUNG & STILL UNSUPERVISED “That explains the fireworks injuries.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...
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🍿 WE THE PEOPLE… NEED SNACKS “Democracy runs on chips and dip.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...
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🥃 FREEDOM AGED LIKE BOURBON “Strong, expensive, and occasionally a little reckless.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...
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🦅 250 YEARS OF BALD EAGLES & BAD IDEAS “Basically the American dream.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...
View full details🤫 QUIET PLEASE “He’s about to miss this putt in complete silence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily b...
View full details🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...
View full details❤️ I LOVE MY WIFEY“I Love My Wifey” keeps it simple… bold, loyal, and no confusion about it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...
View full details😎 MY WIFE HAS AN AWESOME HUSBAND“My Wife Has an Awesome Husband” is confidence… backed by absolutely no objections. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...
View full details😎 MY HUSBAND HAS AN AWESOME WIFE“My Husband Has an Awesome Wife” is confidence… and honestly, he agrees. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...
View full details🏓 PROFESSIONAL LINE JUDGEAbsolutely unqualified, weirdly confident, and somehow always looking right at the line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...
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