Newest Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🎆 PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776 “Absolutely no taxes on bad decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

🍔 LIBERTY, BBQ & POOR DECISIONS “The holy trinity of summer weekends.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

⚠️ HIDDEN HAZARDS CLUB “Mostly referring to the golfers, not the course.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🥃 FREEDOM AGED LIKE BOURBON “Strong, expensive, and occasionally a little reckless.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🔥 250 YEARS OF GRILLIN' & CHILLIN' “Low and slow. Just like Uncle Rick after three beers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🦅 250 YEARS OF BALD EAGLES & BAD IDEAS “Basically the American dream.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

📏 250 YEARS AND STILL NOT USING THE METRIC SYSTEM “Freedom units or nothing.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

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🇺🇸 RED, WHITE & BREWED SINCE 1776 “Because freedom tastes better ice cold.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

⛳ THAT’S A GIMME… RIGHT? “Confidence level increases dramatically the farther you are from the hole.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏌️ PREMIUM MULLIGAN COUNTRY CLUB “Where second chances are unlimited, and scorecards are mostly fiction.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

⛳ LOST BALLS BUILD CHARACTER “Good thing I’m developing an incredible personality out here.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏌️ LAY UP CLUB “Playing it safe straight into a triple bogey.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

⛳ I IDENTIFY AS PAR “My scorecard strongly disagrees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

⛳ HIDDEN PIN COUNTRY CLUB “Because visible targets are apparently too easy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🐦 BACKDOOR BIRDIE CLUB “Ugly golf still counts on the scorecard.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🦅 AMERICA - 250 YEARS OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS “Somehow still operational.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🏌️ SORRY, I’M GOLFING THAT DAY “Busy pretending a 9 AM tee time is a personality trait.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🏌️ SHANK HAPPENS “Some shots build character. This one hit a maintenance shed.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

🛺 MY WIFE SAID GET AN ELECTRIC CAR, SO I DID “Technically, following instructions counts as communication.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🏌️ MULLIGANS ARE FREE THERAPY “Cheaper than counseling and way less emotionally productive.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

😅 KEEP CALM & THREE PUTT ON “Lowering expectations is part of the short game.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ JUST TAP IT IN… JUST TAP IT IN “Every golfer becomes a sports psychologist after three missed putts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🏌️ IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO “Mostly because half of them end up in the woods.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...