Newest Products - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏓 TOO OLD FOR TENNISSame competitive issues, slightly less running. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏓 THE DINK SIDEA little evil, a little dramatic, and weirdly good at the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

⚠️ WARNING: STAY OUT OF THE KITCHENA public safety announcement for anyone getting a little too comfortable near the net. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🏓 SMELLS LIKE COMPETITIVE DINKINGTeen spirit, knee braces, and way too much confidence at the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🏓 SLAM CHOWDERA weird little phrase for players serving heat and talking nonsense. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 PICKLEBALL DEGENERATESFor the crew that treats every rec match like a social experiment gone off the rails. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🏓 KITCHEN VIOLATORSome people respect the line. Others treat it like a suggestion. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 KITCHEN ENFORCEMENT TEAMKeeping the line honest because someone has to police these paddle criminals. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🏓 I’D RATHER BE DINKINGA polite way to say this is the only thing on your schedule that actually matters. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🏓 DILL WITH ITFor players serving attitude with a side of pickle-powered nonsense. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 BORN TO DINKSome people find their calling. Yours just happens to annoy opponents softly. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🏓 SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID DURING PICKLEBALLCourt rage happens. Growth is optional. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🏓 PICKLEBALL IS MY CARDIOBecause running sounds terrible, but chasing a plastic ball somehow counts. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 DINK POSITIVEA questionable diagnosis with excellent court-side confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏓 DINK AROUND AND FIND OUTA polite warning for anyone who thinks soft shots can’t start problems. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

🏓 CAME TO SMASHSubtle? No. Effective? Occasionally. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

🏓 BIG DINK ENERGYFor players who bring confidence, chaos, and questionable net play. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🍔 LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE EXTRA LARGE “Portion control lost the war years ago.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🇺🇸 USA – VINTAGE “Old school freedom with zero indoor voice.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwee...

😎 TOO COOL FOR BRITISH RULE “Dumped the tea and never looked back.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🇺🇸 SPIRIT OF '76 “Still loud. Still free. Still probably grilling.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🫖 SPILLING THE TEA SINCE 1773 “America’s been dramatic from the very beginning.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🇺🇸 IT'S A BAD DAY TO BE BRITISH “History’s longest-running rematch.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily...

🏀 AMERICAN BALLED EAGLE “National bird. Recreational trash talker.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...