You Serious, Clark? - Removable Patch

A Co-Worker Said To Me, "Could You Be Anymore Annoying?" So The Next Day I Wore Tap Shoes To Work. - Removable Patch

A Sea Of Whiskey Couldn't Intoxicate Me As Much As A Drop Of You - Removable Patch

A Wise Person Once Told Me, "Let People Do What They Wanna Do, So You See What They'd Rather Do." That'll Answer All The Questions You Have - Removable Patch

All I Want For Christmas Is Food - Removable Patch

Always Naughty - Removable Patch

Do I Look Like A People Person? - Removable Patch

Enjoy Yourself While You Can - Removable Patch

Feliz Navidad, Juana Party? - Removable Patch

First Of All, No Second Of All, No - Removable Patch

Fun Fact - Alcohol Increases The Size Of The "Send" Button By 89 - Removable Patch

He Sees How Much You're Drinking - Removable Patch

I Have OCD, Obsessive Christmas Disorder - Removable Patch

I Love You To The North Pole And Back - Removable Patch

I Won't Be Remembered As Someone Who Kept Their Mouth Shut - Removable Patch

I'm So Good Santa Came Twice - Removable Patch

It's Not Going To Lick Itself - Removable Patch

It's Too Peopley Outside - Removable Patch

Let Them Be Haunted By The Realization That You Were Irreplaceable - Removable Patch

Light That Shit Up - Removable Patch

Normal People Scare Me - Removable Patch

Some People Couldn't Be Nice Even If A Unicorn Shoved A Fairy Wand Up Their Ass While Judy Garland Stood There Singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. - Removable Patch

The Less People You Chill With. The Less Bullshit You Deal With. - Removable Patch

This Current Chapter Of My Life Is Called My Turn. And I Am Unapologetic As Fuck About It - Removable Patch

Turns Out You Can Just Buy A Birthday Cake Anytime And Eat It Yourself. Nobody Checks. - Removable Patch

Warning Driver Is Stupid - Removable Patch

Whew, Almost Left The Grocery Store Without A Bag Of Spring Mix To Throw Away Unopened In 2 Weeks - Removable Patch

Humbug Mode On - Removable Patch

Jolly AF - Removable Patch

Sleigh All Day - Removable Patch

Too Lit To Quit - Removable Patch

I'm Full Of Holiday Spirit (AKA Vodka) - Removable Patch

Be Naughty Save Santa The Trip - Removable Patch

Check Out My Balls - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, Define Good - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, Define Naughty - Removable Patch

Dear Santa, I Regret Nothing - Removable Patch

Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle - Removable Patch

HO 3 - Removable Patch

I Love A Man With A Beard - Removable Patch

Let's Get Baked - Removable Patch

Mama Claus - Removable Patch

OCD - Obsessive Christmas Disorder - Removable Patch

Pug Claus - Removable Patch