NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

😬 DIGITAL HOMEWORK DISASTER Did the assignment? Yep. Turned it in? That’s where things fell apart. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🖍️ CERTIFIED MARGIN ARTIST Math notes? No. Tiny dragons, weird faces, and a suspiciously detailed eyeball? Absolutely. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🎯 TAG CHAMPION Some heroes wear capes. Others just make sure you’re never “it” for long.Sized at 3x2 and hook-and-loop compatible, this removable p...

🏆 PARTICIPATION TROPHY CANDIDATE Not here to win. Just here to be officially recognized for showing up.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

➗ MATH IS MATHING Against all odds, the numbers are cooperating today. Don’t touch anything.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

📚 LESSON PLAN LEGEND Some people wing it. You showed up with objectives, backups, and a suspiciously organized Google Drive.Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🖍️ GLUE STICK SPECIALIST Highly trained in sticking things together and somehow still losing the cap.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🖍️ CRAYON EATING CHAMPION Because apparently “non-toxic” sounded more like a challenge than a warning.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🎓 CLASS OF 2030 Future graduate. Current expert in snacks, group chats, and asking if this is on the test.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop...

🎓 CLASS OF 2029 Future graduate. Current professional at counting down the years and pretending finals are still far away.Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🎓 CLASS OF 2028 Graduation is getting closer. Unfortunately, so are the group projects.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🤡 CLASS CLOWN Turning every quiet classroom into an open mic nobody asked for.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🩹 CERTIFIED BOO-BOO MANAGER Fixing scraped knees, hurt feelings, and emergencies involving absolutely no visible injury.Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

💃 Nobody Outworks Desperation You hustle, grind, and give 110%—because apparently your work ethic has something to prove. You Work Harder Than an U...

🔥 Location Is Everything Doing nothing all day might look lazy—unless you’re parked beside a smoker with a drink in your hand. Then it’s patience, ...

🐷 Finally, a Reason to Believe Forget miracles and impossible dreams—we’re focused on the menu. If Pigs Could Fly, I Bet Their Wings Would Be Delic...

🔊 Sound It Out At first glance, I124Q looks like a random collection of letters and numbers. Say it out loud, though, and the message becomes a lot...

🔥 A Height-Based Explanation They’re not angry because they’re short. They’re angry because they can already feel the heat. Short People Are So Mea...

🍑 Stressed, but Still Blessed The anxiety may be nonstop, but so is the confidence. My Anxiety Is Chronic, but This Ass Is Iconic is made for overt...

🔥 Preparing for the Afterlife Some people take relaxing showers. You crank the temperature until your skin files a complaint. I Take Super Hot Show...

🪰 Technically Still Impressive Big confidence. Very specific fine print. Hung Like a Horse Fly is made for self-deprecating comedians, professional...

💅 You Know the One Not a bitch. That Bitch. The confident one. The unforgettable one. The one who walks in like the group chat has already been war...

📣 Customer Service Has Been Warned Something is wrong, someone is responsible, and the person wearing I Need to Speak to the Manager would like thi...

😘 Tough Guys Need Love Too You can be feared in the streets and still appreciate a little affection above the eyebrows. Even a Gangster Needs a For...