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Sad But Still Horny - Removable Patch

If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza, You Can Be Anything. - Patch

Two Things I Know I Can Make. Pretty Kids And People Mad. - Removable Patch

You Can And You Will Because You're Badass Like That. - Removable Patch

At Times, I'm Grateful That Thoughts Don't Appear In Bubbles Over Our Heads. - Removable Patch

FAFO - Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch

Top Dad - Removable Patch

Easily Distracted By Dogs - Removable Patch

Grandpa Knows Everything (If He Doesn't Know, He Makes Stuff Up Really Fast) - Removable Patch

Girl Dad - Removable Patch

There's Always Going To Be Someone Who Doesn't See Your Worth. Don't Let It Be You - Removable Patch

Alien Head - Believe - Removable Patch

Are We Having Drinks? Or Are We Having Dranks? I Need To Dress Accordingly. - Removable Patch

YO! - Removable Patch

Just Because Someone Carries It Well, Doesn't Mean It Isn't Heavy. - Removable Patch

1776 - ESTABLISHED USA - Removable Patch

Trust Me I'm (Almost) A Doctor - Removable Patch

I See You Looking At My Weiner - Removable Patch

If I Can't Bring My Dog, I'm Not Going - Removable Patch

Dad Bod League - Removable Patch

Norse Woman - The Soul Of A Witch, The Fire Of A Lioness, The Heart Of A Hippie, The Mouth Of A Sailor - Removable Patch

Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes - Removable Patch

The Officer Said "You Drinking?" I Said, "You Buying?" We Just Laughed & Laughed. I Need Bail Money - Removable Patch

Think Happy. Be Happy. - Removable Patch

If You Are A Passenger In My Car Don't Ever Disrespect Me By Trying To Sing Lead. It's My Car. You Are Automatically A Backup Singer - Removable Patch

What Screws Us Up Most In Life, Is The Picture In Our Head Of How It's Supposed To Be. - Removable Patch

A Perfect Metaphor For My Life Would Be "Someone Trying To Stand Up In A Hammock" - Removable Patch

Midnight Ocean Wave - Removable Patch

Ukiyo Wave - Removable Patch

Sorry But If You Tell Me You Don't Get Musicals Because People Don't Break Out Into Song In Real Life Then You're Hanging Out With The Wrong People - Removable Patch

The Truth Is Out There - Removable Patch

It Doesn't Matter How Old You Are, Buying Snacks For A Road Trip Should Always Look Like An Unsupervised 9-Year-Old Was Given $100 - Removable Patch

I Love When People Have A "Problem" With Me And Manage To Tell It To Everyone Else But Me - Removable Patch

Simple Rule In Life - If You Wouldn't Like It Done To You, Don't Do It To Others - Removable Patch

I Never Realize How Much I Swear Until I'm In A Situation Where I Can't. - Removable Patch

I'm Just Here Trying To Live My Life Without Losing My Shit. - Removable Patch

Your Girlfriend Is My Biggest Fan - Removable Patch

Work Hard. Complain Harder. - Removable Patch

One Large Mocha Xanax Vodka Latte With Whipped Cream And Valium Sprinkles Please. - Removable Patch

Somebody's Loud Mouth Baseball Mom - Removable Patch

Moon Wave - Removable Patch

Dada Daddy Dad Bruh - Removable Patch

Dad Of Girls #Outnumbered- Removable Patch

New Research Suggests Drinking Coffee In The Morning Helps Others Live Longer. - Removable Patch

Sometimes I Smile And Act Like Nothing Is Wrong. It's Called Dealing With Shit And Staying Strong. - Removable Patch

I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Removable Patch

Hey Bear - Removable Patch