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I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today But I'm Exhausted From Being So Freakin' Awesome Yesterday - Removable Patch

Once You Put My Meat In Your Mouth You're Gonna Want To Swallow - Removable Patch

Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I've Ever Lived In - Removable Patch

In A World Of Kardashians Be A Joan Jett - Removable Patch

Due To Rising Costs, Dirty Deeds Are No Longer Done Dirt Cheap. Sorry For The Inconvenience. - Removable Patch

If An Old Dude Ever Gives You Advice While Peeling An Apple With A Pocket Knife And Eating Pieces Right Off The Blade, You Should Probably Take It - Removable Patch

I Don't Curse. I Speak Fluent Trucker With A Sailor Dialect And A Construction Accent.- Removable Patch

None Of Us Sit High Enough To Look Down At Others - Removable Patch

Small But Mighty - Removable Patch

Lord Willin' - Removable Patch

I'm Just Chasing The Things That Make My Soul Say Fuck Yeah. That's All. - Removable Patch

It's Not Road Rage If You Have Sirens - Removable Patch

Some Days The Supply Of Available Curse Words Is Insufficient To Meet My Demands - Removable Patch

Viking - Live Bravely, Do Right, Fear Nothing - Removable Patch

I Only Drink A Little, But When I Do, I Turn Into Another Person, And That Person Drinks A Lot - Removable Patch

Kriss Kross Was Right. This Shit Really Is Wiggity Wiggity Whack. - Removable Patch

If You Continue To "Wait Until You're Ready" You'll Be Waiting For The Rest Of Your Life. - Removable Patch

It Might Look Like I'm Doing Nothing But In My Head I'm Quite Busy - Removable Patch

Alien Head - Removable Patch

Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Before You Cross The Street And Then Getting Hit By An Airplane - Removable Patch

Of Course I Talk To Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice. - Removable Patch

Ever Been So Drunk You Got Hit By A Parked Car? - Removable Patch

A Wise Doctor Once Wrote - Removable Patch

Cobalt Sunrise Wave - Removable Patch

Celestial Moon Wave - Removable Patch

Remember When We Had To Smack The TV Because The Channel Wasn't Coming In Clearly? I Feel That Way About Far Too Many People. - Removable Patch

One Reason People Resist Change Is Because They Focus On What They Have To Give Up, Instead Of What They Have To Gain. - Removable Patch

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. - Removable Patch

Hangover - Removable Patch

If You Have The Power To Make Someone Happy, Do It. The World Needs More Of That. - Removable Patch

Before You Hug Me... Don't. - Removable Patch

The Dogfather - Removable Patch

Dadalorian - This Is The Way - Removable Patch

There's A Fine Line Between A Numerator And A Denominator. Only A Fraction Of People Will Find This Funny. - Removable Patch

Don't Follow Me You Won't Make It - Removable Patch

Chef Pirate - Removable Patch

I'm Old Enough To Remember The Very First TED Talk. It Was Most Excellent. - Removable Patch

They Are Just Angry Because The Truth You Speak Contradicts The Lie They Live - Removable Patch

Whiskey Has Never Been Recalled For E-Coli. Suck It Lettuce! - Removable Patch

Ukraine Flag - Don't Tread On Me - Removable Patch

Sad But Still Horny - Removable Patch

Two Things I Know I Can Make. Pretty Kids And People Mad. - Removable Patch

You Can And You Will Because You're Badass Like That. - Removable Patch

Unfinished... - Removable Patch

Burning Sage And The Kids Start Whining "I Can't Breathe!" I Bet You Can't. Demons. - Removable Patch