NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🦆 LESS ROAD. MORE QUACK. Product Description:Built for dirt roads, trail days, and anyone who would rather leave the pavement behind. The Duck The ...

🦆 HELL YEAH. DUCK YEAH. Product Description:For the days when a regular “yeah” just won’t cut it. The Duck Yeah! removable patch brings loud, ridic...

🦆 QUACK AROUND. FIND OUT. Some ducks choose peace. This one chose consequences. The Duck Around & Find Out removable patch brings sarcastic d...

🍺 TWO-MINUTE DRINKING DRILL Clock’s running. Cooler’s open. Execute the game plan. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🏈 PEAK PERFORMANCE WAS 2003 The knees remember. The hamstrings definitely remember. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🔥 PARKING LOT PITMASTER Serving smoked meat, cold drinks, and unsolicited grilling advice before kickoff. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

📣 MOTIVATIONAL YELLING DEPARTMENT Positive reinforcement, just delivered at maximum volume. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🍺 FOURTH & DRUNK When the game plan is questionable but the cooler strategy is flawless. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🏈 FANTASY FOOTBALL IS MY TOXIC TRAIT Nothing personal. Your friendship just isn’t worth more than a questionable flex start. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🚩 THAT CALL WAS OFFENSIVE Not the offense. The call. And yes, you’ll still be talking about it three drives later. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🍺 TAILGATE TESTED Proven to perform under extreme conditions involving grills, coolers, folding chairs, and questionable kickoff decisions. Sized...

👀 I SAW IT FROM HERE Amazing how much easier officiating gets when you’re 70 yards away with no whistle. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

📣 I COULD’VE CALLED A BETTER PLAY Easy to say from the couch. Even easier after it doesn’t work. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🏈 FOOTBALL RUINED MY SUNDAY AGAIN Every year you swear you won’t let it affect your mood. Every Sunday proves you’re a liar. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🏈 FANTASY FOOTBALL RUINED MY FAMILY It started as a friendly league. Now Thanksgiving has a waiver-wire policy. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🏈 THROW FIRST. THINK LATER. Decision-making is a lot easier once the ball is already in the air. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

😤 RUN ANGRY Because “find the hole” sounds better when followed by “and punish whoever’s standing in it.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🛡️ QUARTERBACK SECURITY Protecting the asset, clearing the pocket, and occasionally relocating a defensive lineman. Sized at 3x2 and hook & l...

💥 PERSONAL SPACE IS OVERRATED Especially when your job description includes getting uncomfortably close to the quarterback. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

💥 PASS RUSH SOCIAL CLUB Meetings are held in the backfield. Attendance is strongly encouraged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

NOBODY CARES UNTIL I MISS Make ten in a row and it’s your job. Miss one and suddenly everybody’s a kicking coach. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🦵 KICKERS ARE PEOPLE TOO Mostly just standing around until everyone suddenly needs you to save the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🏈 GIVE ME THE BALL Subtle hints are for people who don’t score touchdowns. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

📋 CLIPBOARD COMMANDER Calling plays, questioning decisions, and looking extremely official while doing it. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compa...