NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🚨🌿 SPOILER ALERT I’M SUPER INTO SMOKING WEED“Spoiler Alert I’m Super into Smoking Weed” isn’t exactly shocking… but now it’s official. Sized at 3x2...

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

😅 AT LEAST IT’S NOT CRACK“At Least It’s Not Crack” is the kind of logic that feels questionable… but somehow still wins the argument. Sized at 3x2 ...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL“This Is Not A Drill” means whatever’s happening… it’s officially go time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🎮 LEVEL UP COMPLETE“Level Up Complete” means you made it to the next stage… no cheat codes required. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏆 COLLECTOR’S EDITION“Collector’s Edition” means you’re not for everyone… and that’s exactly the point. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🚀 JUST GETTING STARTED“Just Getting Started” is for when the story’s already good… and still picking up speed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

🌞 ANOTHER LAP AROUND THE SUN“Another Lap Around the Sun” keeps it simple… you made it around again. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏓 IT WAS INFor players who saw it clearly from a terrible angle and will absolutely die on that hill. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 WORLD’S OKAYEST PICKLEBALL PARTNERNot the best. Not the worst. Somehow still getting invited back. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 SHE LIKES MY DINKA romantic little pickleball flex with just enough court-side immaturity. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🏓 SEND DINK PICTSImmature? Absolutely. On brand for pickleball? Weirdly, yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏓 RETURN OF THE DINKThe soft-shot sequel nobody asked for, and every opponent still has to deal with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...