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Rub Some Dirt On It - Removable Patch

Part-Time Adult. - Removable Patch

FAFO - Removable Patch

Nice Story. Now Show Me The Data - Removable Patch

The Good News Is, I'm Pretty Much Who I Say I Am. The Bad News Is, I'm Pretty Much Who I Say I Am. - Removable Patch

Sometimes You Just Gotta Let God Fix It Because If You Fix It... You Going To Jail - Removable Patch

Ew, People - Removable Patch

Stop Breaking Treats In Half And Calling It "Two Treats" - Removable Patch

One Minute You're Young And Fun. And The Next, You're Turning Down The Stereo In Your Car To See Better. - Removable Patch

My Goal In Life Is To Piss Off Atleast One Person A Day. So Far, I'm About 4 Years Ahead Of Schedule. - Removable Patch

Beware Of Dog Kisses - Removable Patch

Keep On Squatchin' - Removable Patch

I'm Not Gay... But $20 is $20 - Removable Patch

Men Lose 50% Of Their Thinking Ability When They See Nipples. - Removable Patch

Who Needs A Knight In Shining Armor When You Can Have A Viking Covered In The Blood Of His Enemies - Removable Patch

I Don't Know The Secret To Happiness, But I Tell You What, I've Never Been Sad At A Mexican Restaurant- Removable Patch

Prestige Worldwide - Removable Patch

I Like People (Under General Anesthesia) - Removable Patch

Mountain Gradient - Removable Patch

Travel Because Money Returns. Time Doesn't. - Removable Patch

I Wonder If Common Sense Will Ever Make A Comeback. - Removable Patch

Now That I've Gotten Older, I've Come To Realize Why Bigfoot Stays Away From People. - Removable Patch

You Should Give A Fuck. You Really Should. But Only About Things That Set Your Soul On Fire. Save Your Fucks For Magical Shit. - Removable Patch

It's Another Half Mile Or So...- Removable Patch

Get That Tattoo Your Family Is Already Disappointed - Removable Patch

"I Never Said That Shit" - Confucious - Removable Patch

My Life Is Just A Series Of WTF Moments Separated By Snacks. - Removable Patch

Maturity Is Working Through Your Trauma And Not Using It As A Never Ending Excuse For Poor Behavior. - Removable Patch

Sloth Hiking Team. We Will Get There When We Get There - Removable Patch

Nobody Dies A Virgin. Life Fucks Us All. -Kurt Cobain - Removable Patch

Tropical Sunset - Removable Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better - Removable Patch

Squatchy - Removable Patch

If Someone Tells Me To "Take It Down A Notch", That Guarantees A Five Notch Increase. Don't Fucking Try To De-Notch Me. - Removable Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens, But It Was Aliens - Removable Patch

This Current Chapter Of My Life Is Called My Turn. And I Am Unapologetic As Fuck About It - Removable Patch

As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It. I'm Totally Flexible. - Removable Patch

Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day, Push A Man Into A Volcano And The Sun God Will Ensure A Bountiful Harvest This Season. - Removable Patch

Papa - Because Grandpa Is For Old Guys - Removable Patch

My Dentist Told Me I Need A Crown. I Was Like, "I Know, Right?" - Removable Patch

Warning - Driver Is Hung Like A Chipmunk - Removable Patch

I Have A Daughter.. I Also Have A Gun, A Shovel, An Alibi - Removable Patch

Chef Description - Removable Patch

Victory Or Valhalla - Removable Patch

At My Funeral Take The Bouquet Off My Coffin And Throw It Into The Crowd To See Who Is Next - Removable Patch

Official Bigfoot Research Team - Removable Patch

Dear Whatever Doesn't Kill Me, I'm Strong Enough Now Thanks - Removable Patch

All We Get Is Time And Choices. Be Wise With Both. - Removable Patch