NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🛺 GOLF CART MAFIA “Respect the cart path. Or don’t. We’re not your dad.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🍺 CART GIRL MAGNET “Mostly attracting double transfusions and poor financial decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

📏 ASK ME HOW LONG IT IS “He’s talking about his drive. Probably.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🏌️ PLAY IT DEEP “Risky golf strategy. Worse dating advice.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

⛳ NICE AND FIRM “The greens? Sure. Let’s go with that.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats...

🏌️ JUST A LITTLE MORE SHAFT “Classic golf terminology ruined by immature adults.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏌️ GRIP IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT “Confidence: high. Accuracy: absolutely not.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

⛳ GIVE IT A LITTLE TAP “Putting tip or terrible life advice? You decide.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

⚠️ CAUTION MAY SLICE “Fairways were never really part of the plan.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏌️ BIG STICK CLUB “Driver confidence. Short game sadness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between h...

🤫 WHISPERING SHAFT COUNTRY CLUB “Where the drives are long, and the maturity level is incredibly low.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

⚠️ WARNING THINKS HE’S GOOD AT GOLF “Currently shooting a 97 with tour-level confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏌️ ONE DAY THEY’LL NAME A COURSE AFTER ME “Mostly because of the property damage.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ IF GOLF WAS EASY THEY’D CALL IT YOUR MOM “Technically immature. Emotionally accurate.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚨 GOLF CART-EL “Running beers, bad decisions, and suspiciously fast golf carts across the fairway.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏁 FATHER. HUSBAND. GOLF CART RACER. “Some men leave a legacy. Others almost flip the cart on hole 7.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...