NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

I expected more. 😐 “Disappointments All of You” is dry, dramatic sarcasm at its finest. It’s the kind of energy that doesn’t need to be loud—it jus...

Fuel source confirmed. 🍬 “Powered By Jelly Beans” is a playful nod to running on sugar and good vibes. Bright, fun, and perfect for anyone who trea...

Every time. ✝️ “Grace Wins” is a short, powerful reminder that grace has the final word. It’s uplifting, confident, and rooted in a message that re...

It’s been on your mind… 🌿 “I Wonder If Weed Thinks About Me Too…” is a funny, slightly introspective take on cannabis culture. It’s chill, relatabl...

You other growers can’t deny. 🌿 “I Like Big Buds and I Cannot Lie” is a playful cannabis twist on a legendary line. Bold, recognizable, and guarant...

Pick your side. ✝️ “Team Jesus” is a bold, simple statement of faith. No extra words needed—just where you stand. Sized at 3x2 and Velcro compatibl...

Priorities were… elsewhere. 😈 “Sorry I Missed Church – I Was Busy Practicing Witchcraft” is unapologetic, sarcastic humor that leans into irony and...

Game? What game? 🍿 “I’m Just Here For The Snacks” gets the full 90s treatment—bold, colorful, and impossible to ignore. It’s for anyone who treats ...

🤔 OLDER AND WISER (DEBATABLE)“Older and Wiser (Debatable)” means the years are adding up… the wisdom is still under review. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

💥 PAIN IS MY CARDIO“Pain Is My Cardio” skips the gym and goes straight to the daily wear and tear. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

⚠️ MADE BEFORE SAFETY LABELS “Made Before Safety Labels” is for those who didn’t need warnings… and still don’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🥷🥚 “Professional Egg Hider” is for the ones who don’t just hide eggs… they create legends. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🥚 “Official Egg Hunter” isn’t a title—it’s a responsibility. And you take it seriously… especially if candy is involved. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

It’s a serious responsibility. 🍬 “Official Candy Inspector” brings a playful, badge-style vibe to anyone who takes quality control very seriously. ...

Let’s not overcomplicate things. 🍬 “I’m Just Here For The Candy” is a simple, honest statement for anyone who knows exactly why they showed up. Hol...

Undisputed. 🐣 “Egg Hunt Champion” is a fun, competitive nod to Easter’s most important event. Fast finds, full baskets, and bragging rights include...

Don’t walk away. ✝️ “Don’t Be A Demas – 2 Timothy 4:10” is a subtle but powerful biblical reference. For those who know, it’s a reminder about fait...

You can tell. 👀🌿 “Stoner Eyes” is a bold, visual-first design featuring classic glazed, zoned-out eyes. It’s simple, expressive, and instantly reco...

Say it without saying it. 🌿 “Smoke” features bold bubble-style lettering built from cannabis buds, with soft haze drifting behind it. It’s graphic,...

So close. Every time. ⚾ “Warning Track Legend” is for hitters who crush it… just not quite far enough. It’s classic baseball humor that every playe...

It’s not a competition… but still. ✝️ “Jesus Loves You But I’m His Favorite” mixes faith with confidence and just the right amount of attitude. It’...

He brews it. ☕✝️ “Jesus Doesn’t Buy Coffee – Hebrews It” is a smart, pun-driven faith joke that hits instantly. Simple, clever, and guaranteed to g...