NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🩳 FREEDOM NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD IN JORTS “Denim this powerful should probably be regulated.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🎆 FIREWORKS AMERICA’S LOVE LANGUAGE SINCE 1776 “If it doesn’t shake the windows, did you even celebrate?” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🎆 250 YEARS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY “Subtlety was never part of the brand.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🍺 250 YEARS OF “WATCH THIS” ENERGY “Historically, this has not gone well.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🦅 250 YEARS OF EAGLE SCREECHES & FREEDOM SPEECHES “Volume has always been part of the strategy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🌭 STARS, STRIPES & DAD JOKES “Grillin’ meats and repeating the same joke since 1987.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🎆 PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776 “Absolutely no taxes on bad decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

⛳ THAT’S A GIMME… RIGHT? “Confidence level increases dramatically the farther you are from the hole.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏌️ PREMIUM MULLIGAN COUNTRY CLUB “Where second chances are unlimited, and scorecards are mostly fiction.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

⛳ LOST BALLS BUILD CHARACTER “Good thing I’m developing an incredible personality out here.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

⛳ I IDENTIFY AS PAR “My scorecard strongly disagrees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🍺 I BRAKE FOR BEER CARTS “Safety first. Priorities second.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

⛳ TRUST THE STROKE “Confidence is key. So is pretending that putt was intentional.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🏌️ STROKE IT SMOOTH “Putting advice with wildly unnecessary confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🏌️ FINISH STRONG “Solid golf advice and relationship advice, honestly.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

⛳ DON’T LEAVE IT SHORT “Golf advice… technically.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bag...

🏌️ WHO’S YOUR CADDY “Emotional support? No. Beer locator? Absolutely.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🏌️ I SUCK AT GOLF “Good news: I’m consistent.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, a...

🚗 I PREFER TO WALK — SAID NO ONE EVER “If the course wanted exercise, they shouldn’t have invented golf carts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

💍 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT “Marriage: the longest-running hostile takeover in history.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...