NEW - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🎣 I FISH BECAUSE THERAPY IS EXPENSIVEWay cheaper than talking about your feelings.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🎣 BASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD - FISHING CLUBMembership requires bad puns and even worse behavior on the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎣 DAD’S GONE FISHINGIf you need him, you don’t.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, ...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🌿 THERE’S A STRAIN FOR THAT“There’s A Strain For That” is the answer… no matter what the question was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🥋 Black Belt In Bad Choices Patch Discipline, dedication, and a long history of questionable decisions. The Black Belt In Bad Choices Patch is made...

🥋 Casual Violence Club Patch Nothing too serious. Just friendly rounds, bad decisions, and a little controlled chaos. The Casual Violence Club Patc...

🥋 Armbar & Chill Patch Forget movie night. This is quality time with leverage. The Armbar & Chill Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-jitsu pl...

🎯 I CAME - I TOSSED - I MISSED For the cornhole warrior who showed up, sent it, and immediately blamed the bags, boards, wind, lighting, and gravit...

🎯 BAGS DEEP For the cornhole player sending it with reckless confidence and pretending every lucky toss was totally planned.Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

💨 SMOKE SIGNALS ONLY For the pitmaster communicating exclusively through brisket haze, grill smoke, and deeply unnecessary tong clicks.Sized at 3x2...

🥩 RESTING BRISKET FACE For the pitmaster staring down the smoker like the meat owes them money.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🔥 FLAME MANAGEMENT TEAM For the backyard grill crew pretending they have everything under control while the fire says otherwise.Sized at 3x2 and ho...

🔥 CLEARED FOR GRILL DUTYLicensed to Grill is for the backyard BBQ agent who handles burgers, steaks, and suspiciously secret marinades with full co...

🔥 THE GRILL KNOWS TOO MUCHGrilluminati is for the backyard BBQ conspiracist who believes smoke rings, secret rubs, and perfectly timed flips are al...

🔥 CHEAPER THAN THERAPYCharcoal Therapy is for the backyard grill master who finds peace in glowing coals, cold drinks, and pretending the smoke isn...

🥩 SMOKE HAPPENSBrisket Happens is for the backyard pit boss who knows BBQ is part patience, part smoke, and part pretending everything went exactly...

🌋 LAVA LARRY The sacred protector of bad pours, bold refills, and insisting this is definitely the last one. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compa...

🎋 BAMBOOZLEThe sacred spirit of bad decisions, worse excuses, and stories that start with “so here’s what happened.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & ...

🌴 TONGA TOMFOOLERY The sacred spirit of vacation plans turning into evidence and calling it “making memories.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

⏰ TIKI TOCK The sacred guardian of showing up late, leaving early, and blaming the ocean breeze. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...