New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🍺 I BRAKE FOR BEER CARTS “Safety first. Priorities second.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

🏌️ STROKE IT SMOOTH “Putting advice with wildly unnecessary confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🏌️ KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN “Solid golf advice. Terrible way to live your life.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🤫 QUIET PLEASE “He’s about to miss this putt in complete silence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily b...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

💍 WHO WOULD MARRY THIS IDIOT“Who Would Marry This Idiot” is a fair question… and somehow, someone said yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

😎 MY HUSBAND HAS AN AWESOME WIFE“My Husband Has an Awesome Wife” is confidence… and honestly, he agrees. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🎣 HOOKED ON BAD DECISIONS“Hooked On Bad Decisions” starts with one cast… and somehow ends with a story you probably shouldn’t tell. Sized at 3x2 an...

🎣 YOUR BOAT IS UGLYNot personal… just extremely accurate.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...

🎣 YOUR BAIT SUCKSJust trying to help… you’re welcome.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, b...

🎣 SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOOKERKeeping small bait operations thriving, one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🎣 REEL THERAPYCheaper, quieter, and way more effective.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 DAD BOD - PRO RODBuilt for comfort… equipped for performance.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 WEEKEND HOOKER - BAIT & TACKLEJust a harmless fishing trip… or so you’ll tell people.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🎣 PROFESSIONAL LINE UNTANGLERBecause someone’s gotta fix the mess before the fish show up.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🎣 LAKE MODE ACTIVATEDBrain off, lines out, vibes high.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ...

🎣 DAD’S GONE FISHINGIf you need him, you don’t.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, ...

🚫🌿 DON’T SMOKE SHIT WEED“Don’t Smoke Shit Weed” is less of a suggestion… more of a life rule. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🏡 HOME IS WHERE THE WEED IS“Home Is Where The Weed Is” means wherever you are… that’s the right place. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

⚠️ WARNING BAD GOLFER STAND CLEAR “Not aiming at you. Still somehow hitting you.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...