New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏓 WORLD’S OKAYEST PICKLEBALL PARTNERNot the best. Not the worst. Somehow still getting invited back. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🏓 RETURN OF THE DINKThe soft-shot sequel nobody asked for, and every opponent still has to deal with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏓 PICKLEBALL JESUSHe has risen, grabbed a paddle, and is ready to bless the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏓 PROFESSIONAL LINE JUDGEAbsolutely unqualified, weirdly confident, and somehow always looking right at the line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🏓 LOB STARSFor players launching moon balls and acting like it’s a highly technical art form. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🏓 KITCHEN KARENSFor players who call every kitchen violation like they’re speaking to the manager. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🏓 COURT JESTERSEqual parts pickleball skill, bad behavior, and jokes nobody asked for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

⚠️ WARNING: STAY OUT OF THE KITCHENA public safety announcement for anyone getting a little too comfortable near the net. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🏓 I’D RATHER BE DINKINGA polite way to say this is the only thing on your schedule that actually matters. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🏓 DINK POSITIVEA questionable diagnosis with excellent court-side confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🇺🇸 SPIRIT OF '76 “Still loud. Still free. Still probably grilling.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🫖 SPILLING THE TEA SINCE 1773 “America’s been dramatic from the very beginning.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🇺🇸 IT'S A BAD DAY TO BE BRITISH “History’s longest-running rematch.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily...

🍔 250 YEARS OF TURNING COOKOUTS INTO COMPETITIONS “Somebody’s uncle is already judging the burgers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🩳 FREEDOM NEVER LOOKED THIS GOOD IN JORTS “Denim this powerful should probably be regulated.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🎆 FIREWORKS AMERICA’S LOVE LANGUAGE SINCE 1776 “If it doesn’t shake the windows, did you even celebrate?” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🎆 250 YEARS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY “Subtlety was never part of the brand.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🍺 250 YEARS OF “WATCH THIS” ENERGY “Historically, this has not gone well.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🦅 250 YEARS OF EAGLE SCREECHES & FREEDOM SPEECHES “Volume has always been part of the strategy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🌭 STARS, STRIPES & DAD JOKES “Grillin’ meats and repeating the same joke since 1987.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🎆 PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776 “Absolutely no taxes on bad decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

⛳ THAT’S A GIMME… RIGHT? “Confidence level increases dramatically the farther you are from the hole.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏌️ PREMIUM MULLIGAN COUNTRY CLUB “Where second chances are unlimited, and scorecards are mostly fiction.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

⛳ LOST BALLS BUILD CHARACTER “Good thing I’m developing an incredible personality out here.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...