New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🤠 BRIDE SQUAD “Boots, booze, and one last rodeo before the vows.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🎰 BRIDE SQUAD “What happens in Vegas becomes wedding slideshow material forever.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🪩 BRIDE SQUAD “Serving main character energy with a side of questionable late-night decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🏆 TROPHY WIFE“Trophy Wife” isn’t subtle… but neither is winning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY HUSBAND“Sorry About My Husband” is part warning… part public service announcement. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😇 NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN“No Longer Living in Sin” means it’s official… the paperwork finally caught up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🔥 HOT WIFE SUMMER“Hot Wife Summer” means the glow-up is real… and fully acknowledged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

💍 WHO WOULD MARRY THIS IDIOT“Who Would Marry This Idiot” is a fair question… and somehow, someone said yes. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🤵 TEAM GROOM“Team Groom” means you’re here for the groom… and probably the open bar. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

👰 TEAM BRIDE“Team Bride” means you’re backing the bride… no questions, no hesitation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🥂 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST“Professional Wedding Guest” means you came prepared… for the vows, the food, and the dance floor. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

😅 MY WIFE MADE ME DO IT“My Wife Made Me Do It” covers a lot… and honestly, it’s the safest answer. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

🍻 GROOM’S DRINKING TEAM“Groom’s Drinking Team” means you’re here to support the groom… one drink at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...