New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏌️ FINISH STRONG “Solid golf advice and relationship advice, honestly.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

⛳ DON’T LEAVE IT SHORT “Golf advice… technically.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bag...

⚠️ CAUTION MAY SLICE “Fairways were never really part of the plan.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏌️ BIG STICK CLUB “Driver confidence. Short game sadness.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between h...

🤫 WHISPERING SHAFT COUNTRY CLUB “Where the drives are long, and the maturity level is incredibly low.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

⚠️ WARNING THINKS HE’S GOOD AT GOLF “Currently shooting a 97 with tour-level confidence.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

⚠️ WARNING BAD GOLFER STAND CLEAR “Not aiming at you. Still somehow hitting you.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🏌️ ONE DAY THEY’LL NAME A COURSE AFTER ME “Mostly because of the property damage.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ IF GOLF WAS EASY THEY’D CALL IT YOUR MOM “Technically immature. Emotionally accurate.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🚗 I PREFER TO WALK — SAID NO ONE EVER “If the course wanted exercise, they shouldn’t have invented golf carts.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🚨 GOLF CART-EL “Running beers, bad decisions, and suspiciously fast golf carts across the fairway.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🏁 FATHER. HUSBAND. GOLF CART RACER. “Some men leave a legacy. Others almost flip the cart on hole 7.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🍺 DÓNDE ESTÁ LA CART GIRL “Hydration is important. So is finding the beer cart by hole 3.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

⛳ BALLS DEEP COUNTRY CLUB “Not a real country club. Real bad at golf though.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

💍 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT “Marriage: the longest-running hostile takeover in history.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🤷 I DO WHAT I’M TOLD “Marriage: where ‘Yes Dear’ becomes a lifestyle.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🤠 GROOM CREW “Saddle up, boys. One of the cowboys finally got caught.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🎰 GROOM CREW “What happens in Vegas becomes evidence at the reception.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...