New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🥃 FREEDOM AGED LIKE BOURBON “Strong, expensive, and occasionally a little reckless.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

🫖 TEA BAGGING ENGLAND SINCE 1773 “Historical accuracy with extremely immature energy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable ...

🦅 MERI-CAAAAAW “Bald eagle noises intensify.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, an...

🏌️ IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO “Mostly because half of them end up in the woods.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🛠️ AMERICA THE ORIGINAL DIY PROJECT “Some assembly still required.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🔥 SMOKE SHOW A grill scene for people who believe smoke in their eyes is just flavor training.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

🔥 BEACH GLOW A dune-side bonfire scene for nights that start calm and end with someone saying, “Watch this.”Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🦅 AMERICAW - 250 YEARS “Spelled wrong. Still free.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

🏆 TROPHY WIFE“Trophy Wife” isn’t subtle… but neither is winning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🇺🇸 RED, WHITE & BREWED SINCE 1776 “Because freedom tastes better ice cold.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

🎣 TACKLE TIME A lakeside fishing setup for anyone who considers “one more cast” a legally binding lifestyle.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

🧑🦯 THE REF IS BLINDA classic sideline diagnosis made with zero medical training and full emotional confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🏓 CAME TO SMASHSubtle? No. Effective? Occasionally. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

🎇 250 YEARS YOUNG & STILL UNSUPERVISED “That explains the fireworks injuries.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ BALLS DEEP COUNTRY CLUB “Not a real country club. Real bad at golf though.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

😎 MY WIFE HAS AN AWESOME HUSBAND“My Wife Has an Awesome Husband” is confidence… backed by absolutely no objections. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

🍹 CHILLIAM THE TIKI The official guardian of doing absolutely nothing and somehow still needing a vacation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🌮 BEACH TACO A taco by the water, because fine dining is just better with sand in questionable places.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🌈 FLUENT IN FABULOUSBasically bilingual, but with better posture and stronger opinions. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🏓 APPARENTLY I PLAY PICKLEBALL NOWNobody knows how it started, but somehow there’s a paddle in your hand and plans on Saturday. Sized at 3x2 and ho...

🏓 KITCHEN VIOLATORSome people respect the line. Others treat it like a suggestion. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

🏓 DINK AROUND AND FIND OUTA polite warning for anyone who thinks soft shots can’t start problems. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this...

😎 TOO COOL FOR BRITISH RULE “Dumped the tea and never looked back.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🍿 WE THE PEOPLE… NEED SNACKS “Democracy runs on chips and dip.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...