New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🪖 Professionally Unsupervised For the guy who somehow turns questionable judgment into a repeatable skill set. The Professionally Unsupervised patc...

🪖 Poorly Supervised For the ones who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised around tools, gear, or questionable ideas. The Poorly Supervised patch...

🦆 LOW RENT. HIGH QUACK. Product Description:For the duck who knows how to keep it classy-ish. The Trailer Park Quack removable patch brings trashy ...

🍺 CRACK ONE. QUACK ONE. Product Description:For the duck who knows exactly when it’s time to kick back. The Quack Open a Cold One removable patch m...

🤠 YEEHAW, MOTHER DUCKER. Product Description:For the duck who rides hard, quacks loud, and doesn’t mind stirring up a little dust. The Cowboy Quack...

😇 HEAVEN SENT. SLIGHTLY UNHINGED. Product Description:For the duck who looks innocent but probably knows better. The Angel Duck removable patch mix...

🎒 PACK LIGHT. QUACK LOUD. Product Description:For the duck who’s always ready for the next adventure. The Quackpacker removable patch brings outdoo...

🏴☠️ THE MOST FEARED QUACK ON THE SEAS. Product Description:For the duck who traded the pond for a pirate ship. The Quackbeard removable patch bring...

🦆 CAN’T STOP. WON’T STOP QUACKING. Product Description:For the duck lover who’s officially gone too far. The Quack Addict removable patch brings ob...

🦆 KEEPING THE PEACE. RAISING THE QUACK. Product Description:For the duck who takes law and order very seriously. The Officer Quackers removable pat...

🍹 ONE MORE WON’T HURT. PROBABLY. Product Description:For the duck who knows the night isn’t over yet. The Just One More Quacktail removable patch m...

🦆 JUST ONE MORE QUACK. Product Description:Some habits are hard to break. The Hooked on Quack removable patch is made for duck lovers who are fully...

🔥 TOO HOT TO GIVE A DUCK. Product Description:For the duck that runs toward the chaos instead of away from it. The Fire Ducker removable patch brin...

🦆 OUT OF DUCKS. TOTALLY UNBOTHERED. Product Description:For the days when your patience is gone and your duck supply is officially empty. The Zero ...

🦆 OFFICIALLY QUACK APPROVED. Product Description:For anyone who takes their duck status way too seriously. The Quack Rated removable patch brings c...

🦆 DIRTY LOOKS GOOD ON ME. Product Description:For the ones who would rather be covered in mud than dressed up. The Mud Is My Glitter removable patc...

🦆 HELL YEAH. DUCK YEAH. Product Description:For the days when a regular “yeah” just won’t cut it. The Duck Yeah! removable patch brings loud, ridic...

Think It. Type It. Patch It. Turn whatever is rattling around in your brain into a one-of-a-kind removable patch. Describe your idea, choose a temp...

🧘 Inner Peace Is Overrated Some people breathe deeply, clear their minds, and find their center. You release one dramatic sigh and let profanity ha...

💸 Exchange Rates Are Humbling Confidence says you’re a perfect 10. Currency conversion says we should manage expectations. I’m a 10 but in Pesos is...

🤨 We’re Going to Need an Explanation Sometimes “what happened?” just isn’t strong enough. Hey, Quick Question: What in the Actual Fuck? is made for...

👀 Look a Little Closer At first glance, Vision • Creativity • Passion looks like a perfectly respectable motivational message. Read the highlighted...

🥋 I Know Just Enough To Get Hurt Patch Confidence is high. Technique is questionable. The I Know Just Enough To Get Hurt Patch is made for grappler...

🏀 AMERICAN BALLED EAGLE “National bird. Recreational trash talker.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...