NEW PATCHES

I Don't Mind If You Are Straight, As Long As You Act Gay In Public. - Removable Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Removable Patch

I Don't Hold Grudges! I'm A Woman, I Carry Them Around In My Designer Purse Everywhere I Go. - Removable Patch

I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like A Fucking Lady. - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing. I Retraced My Steps, Got Lost On The Way Back, And Now I Have No Idea What's Going On. - Removable Patch

I Am Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You - Removable Patch

How About We Take This To The Bedroom... I Whispered To My Snacks. - Removable Patch

Happy People Don't Go Around Intentionally Making Others Miserable. They Just Don't. - Removable Patch

Hamburger Helper Only Works If The Hamburger Is Ready To Accept That It Needs Help - Removable Patch

Good Things Happen Here - Removable Patch

Golfing League - Removable Patch

Go Disappoint The Next Bitch... I'm Busy. - Removable Patch

GNARLY - Removable Patch

Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day, Push A Man Into A Volcano And The Sun God Will Ensure A Bountiful Harvest This Season. - Removable Patch

Gas Is So High I Had To Cancel Cable And Started Watching The Free News At The Pump. - Removable Patch

Friend I Need Some Advice - Me Dipping Oreos Into Merlot You Came To The Right Person - Removable Patch

Fireman League - Removable Patch

Evil Smile - Removable Patch

Everyone At Some Point Has Gambled On A Fart & Lost - Removable Patch

Every Time I Win I Never Lose - Removable Patch

Every Disaster Movie Starts With The Government Ignoring A Scientist - Removable Patch

Ever Been So Drunk You Got Hit By A Parked Car? - Removable Patch

Enjoy It. You'll Be Dead Soon. - Removable Patch

Elon Musk Should Buy MTV And Start Showing Music Videos Again - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me To Smile - Removable Patch

Don't Tell Me About Your Childhood Problems. I Was Forced To Watch Lawrence Welk As A Kid. - Removable Patch

Don't Ruin A Good Today By Thinking About A Bad Yesterday. Let It Go. - Removable Patch

Don't Hate Because I'm Good At What I Do... Just Being Me... That's It, That's All. Carry On - Removable Patch

Direction Is Much More Important That Speed. Many Are Going Nowhere Fast. - Removable Patch

Did You Unplug It And Plug It Back In? - Removable Patch

Daddy - Old English - Removable Patch

Cute But Psycho - Removable Patch

Crop Dusting Champion - Removable Patch

Corporate Dropout - Removable Patch

Cool Startup Bro - Removable Patch

Common Sense Is Not A Gift, It's A Punishment. Because You Have To Deal With Everyone Who Doesn't Have It. - Removable Patch

Come Here You Big, Beautiful Cup Of Coffee And Lie To Me About How Much We're Going To Get Done Today. - Removable Patch

Choose People Who Will Say Your Name In A Room Full Of Opportunities - Removable Patch

Capitalist Pig - Removable Patch

Canadia - Removable Patch

Can I Get... U H H H H H - Removable Patch

Burning Sage And The Kids Start Whining "I Can't Breathe!" I Bet You Can't. Demons. - Removable Patch

Burner Account - Removable Patch

Bullocks - Removable Patch

Bruh. - Removable Patch

Bonjour Bitches - Removable Patch

Bone? - Removable Patch