NEW PATCHES

Men Lose 50% Of Their Thinking Ability When They See Nipples. - Removable Patch

MANIAC - Removable Patch

Lord Willin' - Removable Patch

Look At You, You're Tired But You Ain't Giving Up. That's Why You Are Amazing. - Removable Patch

Lit - Fireworks - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

Life Is Not A Fairytale If You Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You're Drunk - Removable Patch

Let's Not And Say We Did! - Removable Patch

Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! - Removable Patch

Let Me Drink About It And I'll Get Back To You - Removable Patch

Learn Not To Give A Shit, You'll Be Happier. - Removable Patch

Konnichiwa Mother Fucker - Removable Patch

Kiss Her Like It's The First Time You Did And The Last Time You Will. Every Time. Every. Fucking. Time. - Removable Patch

Just Because Someone Carries It Well, Doesn't Mean It Isn't Heavy. - Removable Patch

Johnny Depp's The One Guy That Could've Used An Amber Alert.- Removable Patch

It's Not A Party Until The Wiener Comes Out - Removable Patch

In A Meeting Someone Once Said "Let's Make A Film With Tornado Full Of Sharks". Don't Be Afraid To Share Your Idea. - Removable Patch

If You Have The Power To Make Someone Happy, Do It. The World Needs More Of That. - Removable Patch

If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch

If You Continue To "Wait Until You're Ready" You'll Be Waiting For The Rest Of Your Life. - Removable Patch

If You Can't Look Back At Your Younger Self And Realize That You Were An Idiot, You Are Probably Still An Idiot. - Removable Patch

If You Are More Fortunate Than Others, Build A Longer Table Not A Taller Fence - Removable Patch

If I Don't Like You, Trust Me Sweetie, I Won't Pretend To! - Removable Patch

If I Can't Bring My Dog I'm Not Going - Removable Patch

If Alcohol Can Damage Your Short Term Memory, Image The Damage Alcohol Can Do - Removable Patch

Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Really Likes You. - Removable Patch

I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today But I'm Exhausted From Being So Freakin' Awesome Yesterday - Removable Patch

I'm So Gay I Shit Rainbows - Removable Patch

I'm Not Gay... But $20 is $20 - Removable Patch

I'm Just Trying To Have The Same Money My Kids Think I Got. - Removable Patch

I'm Just Chasing The Things That Make My Soul Say Fuck Yeah. That's All. - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

I'm From The Future - Removable Patch

I'm Awesome In Bed - I Sleep For Hours - Removable Patch

I'm At The Point In My Life Where Running Errands Counts As Going Out - Removable Patch

I'm A Try Hard - Removable Patch

I'd Rather Be Reading - Removable Patch

I Would Like To Apologize To Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient, I Will Get To You Shortly. - Removable Patch

I Won't Be Remembered As a Woman Who Keeps Her Mouth Shut. I'm Ok With That. - Removable Patch

I Wish I Could Smell You - Removable Patch

I Swear Because I Care - Removable Patch

I Sprinkle "Fuck" In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley. - Removable Patch

I Need A Vacation Or A Winning Lottery Ticket, Or Just One Day Without Bullshit. I'd Settle For That. - Removable Patch

I Like County Fairs - Removable Patch

I Just Want To Hang With My Dog - Removable Patch

I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - Removable Patch

I Guarantee My 2 Cents Is Worth More Then A Penny For Your Thoughts. - Removable Patch