New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

⚠️ WARNING: STAY OUT OF THE KITCHENA public safety announcement for anyone getting a little too comfortable near the net. Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🏓 I’D RATHER BE DINKINGA polite way to say this is the only thing on your schedule that actually matters. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🏓 CAME TO SMASHSubtle? No. Effective? Occasionally. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, ba...

😎 TOO COOL FOR BRITISH RULE “Dumped the tea and never looked back.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🇺🇸 SPIRIT OF '76 “Still loud. Still free. Still probably grilling.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🏀 AMERICAN BALLED EAGLE “National bird. Recreational trash talker.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily ...

🍔 250 YEARS OF TURNING COOKOUTS INTO COMPETITIONS “Somebody’s uncle is already judging the burgers.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

📏 WTF IS A KILOMETER “Sounds suspiciously European.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, b...

🎆 FIREWORKS AMERICA’S LOVE LANGUAGE SINCE 1776 “If it doesn’t shake the windows, did you even celebrate?” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🎆 250 YEARS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY “Subtlety was never part of the brand.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🍺 250 YEARS OF “WATCH THIS” ENERGY “Historically, this has not gone well.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🦅 250 YEARS OF EAGLE SCREECHES & FREEDOM SPEECHES “Volume has always been part of the strategy.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🎆 PARTY LIKE IT’S 1776 “Absolutely no taxes on bad decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betwe...

⛳ THAT’S A GIMME… RIGHT? “Confidence level increases dramatically the farther you are from the hole.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🏌️ PREMIUM MULLIGAN COUNTRY CLUB “Where second chances are unlimited, and scorecards are mostly fiction.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

⛳ I IDENTIFY AS PAR “My scorecard strongly disagrees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🏌️ IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO GOLF LIKE I DO “Mostly because half of them end up in the woods.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

🏌️ KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN “Solid golf advice. Terrible way to live your life.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🏌️ WHO’S YOUR CADDY “Emotional support? No. Beer locator? Absolutely.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🛺 MISTAKES WERE MADE “Turns out golf carts do, in fact, have tipping points.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🏌️ I SUCK AT GOLF “Good news: I’m consistent.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats, bags, a...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

😈 I LOVE MY FERAL WIFE“I Love My Feral Wife” means she’s a little wild… and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop co...

🏓 IT WAS INFor players who saw it clearly from a terrible angle and will absolutely die on that hill. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...