NEW PATCHES

It's Not A Party Until The Wiener Comes Out - Removable Patch

You Serious, Clark? - Removable Patch

Notice - Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work - Removable Patch

Salty - Removable Patch

I Was Told There Would Be Strippers - Removable Patch

My Give A Fuck Fairy Died - Removable Patch

I Am Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You - Removable Patch

As Far As I Know, I'm Delightful. - Removable Patch

I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing. I Retraced My Steps, Got Lost On The Way Back, And Now I Have No Idea What's Going On. - Removable Patch

I'm The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things - Removable Patch

The Voices May Not Be Real, But They Do Have Some Good Ideas- Removable Patch

Apparently When You Treat People Like They Treat You, They Get Upset. - Removable Patch

Smokey Mountain Sunset - Removable Patch

I Love Peeing Outside - Mountains - Removable Patch

Golfing League - Removable Patch

Whiskey Wednesday - It's Like Taco Tuesday But For Badasses - Removable Patch

Thanos Was Right. - Removable Patch

Everyone At Some Point Has Gambled On A Fart & Lost - Removable Patch

A 72-Hr Hold In A Psych Unit Is Beginning To Intrigue Me As A Potential Vacation Opportunity - Removable Patch

WARNING - Highly Trained Sasquatch - Removable Patch

You Don't Need A Plan, You Just Need A Pair Of Balls And A Viking Beard - Removable Patch

Nice Story. Now Show Me The Data - Removable Patch

If You Don't Drink Liquor For Breakfast On Vacation Don't Invite Me- Removable Patch

Bless Your Heart - Removable Patch

Mountain Gradient - Removable Patch

One Minute You're Young And Fun. And The Next, You're Turning Down The Stereo In Your Car To See Better. - Removable Patch

Adult Supervision Required - Removable Patch

Daddy - Old English - Removable Patch

I Wonder If Common Sense Will Ever Make A Comeback. - Removable Patch

Not All Who Wander Are Lost - Removable Patch

Shit Magnet - Removable Patch

Yes, I'm A Nurse. No, I Don't Want To Look At It. - Removable Patch

Lift Heavy, Pet Dogs - Removable Patch

I Would Agree With You, But Then We Would Both Be Wrong - Removable Patch

Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery. - Removable Patch

Crop Dusting Champion - Removable Patch

I Have A Daughter.. I Also Have A Gun, A Shovel, An Alibi - Removable Patch

Sometimes I Look At People And Think "Really? That Is The Sperm That Won?" - Removable Patch

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck - Removable Patch

The First Rule Of Passive Aggressive Club Is... You Know What, Never Mind. It's FINE. - Removable Patch

Kiss Her Like It's The First Time You Did And The Last Time You Will. Every Time. Every. Fucking. Time. - Removable Patch

It's Another Half Mile Or So...- Removable Patch

I Would Like To Apologize To Anyone I Have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient, I Will Get To You Shortly. - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

And The Wise One Said Fuck This Shit! And Went Hiking - Removable Patch

At My Funeral Take The Bouquet Off My Coffin And Throw It Into The Crowd To See Who Is Next - Removable Patch

I've Released My Own Fragrance. Nobody In The Car Seemed To Like It. - Removable Patch