New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🎣 BASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD - FISHING CLUBMembership requires bad puns and even worse behavior on the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎣 THIS LAKE SUCKSNot the fishing… just everything else about it.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 JUST ONE MORE CAST (LIES)The most repeated sentence in fishing history.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🎣 I OUTFISH MY FRIENDSNot bragging… just stating verified facts.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 HOOK LINE & SINKERFully committed… just like your last fishing trip.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🎣 GONE COASTALOut of office… permanently somewhere near the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🎣 CAPTAIN OF THE COOLERRunning the most important operation on the boat.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

😌🌿 STRUGGLE IS THE ENEMY, BUT WEED IS THE REMEDY“Struggle Is The Enemy, But Weed Is The Remedy” isn’t medical advice… but it’s working so far. Size...

🌿 GO GREEN“Go Green” can mean a lot of things… you’re just choosing the fun interpretation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🔥🌿 WEED IS BAD SO EVERY TIME I FIND SOME I BURN IT“Weed Is Bad So Every Time I Find Some I Burn It” is just doing your part… one session at a time....

🧠🌿 THAT’S WHAT I DO I SMOKE WEED AND I KNOW THINGS“That’s What I Do I Smoke Weed and I Know Things” sounds like a skillset… and honestly, it checks...

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

😎🌿 SMOKE SOME WEED BRO“Smoke Some Weed Bro” is less advice… more like a universal solution. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

😇🌿 I SMOKE WEED BECAUSE PUNCHING PEOPLE IS FROWNED UPON“I Smoke Weed Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” is all about making better choices… l...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

✨🌿 GOLDEN MARIJUANA“Golden Marijuana” takes the usual leaf… and upgrades it to luxury status. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

🌿 DON’T PANIC, IT’S ORGANIC“Don’t Panic, It’s Organic” is the calm reassurance nobody asked for… but everyone appreciates. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

🔥 BAKED“Baked” keeps it simple… because overthinking is no longer on the agenda. Sized at 3x2 and hook-and-loop compatible, this removable patch sw...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

😅 AT LEAST IT’S NOT CRACK“At Least It’s Not Crack” is the kind of logic that feels questionable… but somehow still wins the argument. Sized at 3x2 ...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

😵💫 FADED AS FUCK“Faded As Fuck” isn’t subtle… but neither is the vibe. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...