New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😇 NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN“No Longer Living in Sin” means it’s official… the paperwork finally caught up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

🔥 HOT WIFE SUMMER“Hot Wife Summer” means the glow-up is real… and fully acknowledged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🤵 TEAM GROOM“Team Groom” means you’re here for the groom… and probably the open bar. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

👰 TEAM BRIDE“Team Bride” means you’re backing the bride… no questions, no hesitation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🥂 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST“Professional Wedding Guest” means you came prepared… for the vows, the food, and the dance floor. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

😅 MY WIFE MADE ME DO IT“My Wife Made Me Do It” covers a lot… and honestly, it’s the safest answer. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

🍻 GROOM’S DRINKING TEAM“Groom’s Drinking Team” means you’re here to support the groom… one drink at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🍾 BRIDE’S DRINKING TEAM“Bride’s Drinking Team” means you’re here for the bride… and fully committed to the celebration. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🎣 REEL COOL GRANDPAStill outcasting everyone… just with better snacks.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easil...

🎣 QUIT BITCHIN - GO FISHINLess complaining, more casting.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...

🎣 LET’S GO FISHINGNo overthinking… just grab the gear and go.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between...

🎣 I’VE GOT A BIG MOUTHTalking big… and catching bigger.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 I LOVE MY GILL FRIENDA true fishing buddy… scales and all.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

🎣 I FISH BECAUSE THERAPY IS EXPENSIVEWay cheaper than talking about your feelings.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🎣 FATHERHOOD POWERED BY FISHINGFueling great dad moments one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🎣 CATCH ME OUTSIDE - FISHINGNot a threat… just a location update.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🎣 BRO, I’M SERIOUS GET THE NETThis is not a drill… this one actually matters.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🎣 BEERS, BAIT & BAD IDEAS - FISHING CLUBThe unofficial motto of every great fishing trip.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...