New Patches - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🤪🌿 I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM“I’m Not as Think as You Stoned I Am” makes perfect sense… if you don’t think about it too hard. Sized at 3x2...

😶🌫️ HIGH“High” keeps it minimal… because that’s all you’ve got the energy for right now. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

😏🌿 GOT WEED?“Got Weed?” asks the only question that really matters… no follow-up needed. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🪪 AUTHORIZED DEALER“Authorized Dealer” sounds official… and honestly, you’re not correcting anyone. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🌿 SOMEBODY’S HIGH ASS MAMA“Somebody’s High Ass Mama” is a whole personality… and probably the fun one at the party. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loo...

😎 HAVE A NICE JAY“Have A Nice Jay” says it all… keep it easy, keep it smooth. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swa...

🌿 MAMA NEEDS WEED“Mama Needs Weed” isn’t a phase… it’s part of the daily routine. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🌿 SORRY I’M BUSY GETTING STONED“Sorry I’m Busy Getting Stoned” sets expectations… and cancels plans in one move. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

🌼 FLOWER POWER“Flower Power” brings the vibes… laid-back, loud, and a little nostalgic. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable...

🎣 HOOKED ON BAD DECISIONS“Hooked On Bad Decisions” starts with one cast… and somehow ends with a story you probably shouldn’t tell. Sized at 3x2 an...

🎣 REEL COOL GRANDPAStill outcasting everyone… just with better snacks.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easil...

🎣 QUIT BITCHIN - GO FISHINLess complaining, more casting.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...

🎣 LET’S GO FISHINGNo overthinking… just grab the gear and go.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between...

🎣 I’VE GOT A BIG MOUTHTalking big… and catching bigger.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

🎣 I LOVE MY GILL FRIENDA true fishing buddy… scales and all.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

🎣 FATHERHOOD POWERED BY FISHINGFueling great dad moments one cast at a time.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

🎣 DAD BOD - PRO RODBuilt for comfort… equipped for performance.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 CATCH ME OUTSIDE - FISHINGNot a threat… just a location update.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🎣 BRO, I’M SERIOUS GET THE NETThis is not a drill… this one actually matters.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🎣 JUST ONE MORE CAST (LIES)The most repeated sentence in fishing history.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🎣 I OUTFISH MY FRIENDSNot bragging… just stating verified facts.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily betw...

🎣 HOOK LINE & SINKERFully committed… just like your last fishing trip.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🎣 GONE COASTALOut of office… permanently somewhere near the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...