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BigFoot - Racoon Cuddling - Removable Patch

I Have One Nerve Left And You're Dry Humping It. - Removable Patch

Life Is Too Short To Pretend You Don't Like Cookies And Kinky Shit - Removable Patch

Not The Medic - Removable Patch

Protected By Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch

Well, Well, Well, If It Isn't The Consequences Of My Own Actions - Removable Patch

Let's Leeroy Jenkins This Bitch! - Removable Patch

I'm Just An Awkward Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Fucking Delight - Removable Patch

WWLJD - What Would Leeroy Jenkins Do? - Removable Patch

Sunrise On The Mountains - Removable Patch

Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Really Likes You. - Removable Patch

Viking To Do List - Buy An Axe, Name It Kindness, Kill People With Kindness - Removable Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity Of The Fuck I Do Not Give. - Removable Patch

Be Decisive. Right Or Wrong. Make A Decision. The Road Of Life Is Paved With Flat Squirrels Who Couldn't Make A Decision - Removable Patch

We Live In A Time Where Intelligent People Are Being Silenced So That Stupid People Won't Be Offended - Removable Patch

I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole... I Thought You Knew. - Removable Patch

Not A Cop - Removable Patch

I Sprinkle "Fuck" In Every Sentence Like It's Parsley. - Removable Patch

Alien & Bigfoot Shaking Hands - Removable Patch

Bigfoot Doesn't Believe In You Either - Removable Patch

When Things Seem Especially Rough Just Ask Yourself "Did I Just Shit My Pants Today?" And If The Answer Is No, You're Doing Alright. - Removable Patch

Only Whores Can See This - Removable Patch

I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid. - Removable Patch

I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing. I Retraced My Steps, Got Lost On The Way Back, And Now I Have No Idea What's Going On. - Removable Patch

The Voices May Not Be Real, But They Do Have Some Good Ideas- Removable Patch

Oral Sex Is Always A Great Last Minute Gift Idea - Removable Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck - Removable Patch

I'm Not Crushing It Right Now. Not Even Close. But I'm Here. I'm Showing Up. - Removable Patch

Pirate Calico "Jack" Rackham Flag - Removable Patch

Smokey Mountain Sunset - Removable Patch

No Member Of Metallica Has Ever Appeared On Sesame Street. Master Of Puppets, My Ass. - Removable Patch

Every Once In A While Someone Amazing Comes Into Your Life. ...And Here I Am. You're Welcome. - Removable Patch

Whoever Said There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question Really Needs To Come To My workplace For A Day... - Removable Patch

I Am Under No Obligation To Make Sense To You - Removable Patch

Adult Supervision Required - Removable Patch

Sometimes I Look At People And Think "Really? That Is The Sperm That Won?" - Removable Patch

Notice - Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work - Removable Patch

Whiskey Wednesday - It's Like Taco Tuesday But For Badasses - Removable Patch

Bless Your Heart - Removable Patch

I Would Agree With You, But Then We Would Both Be Wrong - Removable Patch

I'm Currently At The "Fuck This Shit" Portion Of My Day - Removable Patch

I Can't Hear Your Bullshit Over The Sound Of The Fucks I'm Not giving. - Removable Patch

Thanos Was Right. - Removable Patch