LIFE PATCHES - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🍸 Cold Drinks. Warm Cheer. North Pole VIPs. 🎄 Welcome to the North Pole Social Club, where the drinks are cold, the holiday spirit is strong, and...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🔕 Silent Night. And We Mean Silent. 🎅 Love Christmas but hate the unexpected doorstep performances? Our Please Don't Carol Here patch is for anyo...

🎄 Jingle Bells. Zero Filter. 🎅 Sometimes a simple Ho Ho Ho just doesn't cut it. Our Ho Ho Holy Shit patch is for anyone who loves Christmas but i...

🦃 Pour It On. It's Gravy Season. 🍗 Forget pumpkin spice season. We're here for the gravy. Our Gravy Season patch is for anyone who believes Thank...

🎅 Merry, Bright & Slightly Foul-Mouthed 🎄 It's the most wonderful freakin' time of the year! Our Merry Freakin' Christmas patch is for anyone...

🎣 Have Yourself a Reel Merry Fishmas! 🎅 Forget the reindeer. We're dreaming of big catches and tight lines this Christmas. Our Merry Fishmas patc...

🧹 Ride A Broom, Save A Horse A witchy twist on a classic saying, the Ride A Broom, Save A Horse patch brings a little country attitude to spooky ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

💡 Making Spirits Bright. One Bulb at a Time. 🎅 Some people hang a few Christmas lights. Others turn their entire house into a holiday spectacle. ...

🔨 Santa's Workshop. Union Strong. 🎅 Even Santa's little helpers deserve overtime pay and a decent holiday bonus. Our Elf Union Local 1225 patch i...

🏋️ Sleigh Bells & Heavy Weights 🎅 Forget the milk and cookies. We're leaving Santa a protein shake. Our Merry Liftmas patch is for gym rats w...

🥂 GAY AGENDA BRUNCHThe meeting has been moved to mimosas, judgment, and aggressively good outfits. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🥂 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST“Professional Wedding Guest” means you came prepared… for the vows, the food, and the dance floor. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

🕎 Spin It. Win It. Celebrate It. ✨ Eight nights, endless good vibes, and a little friendly dreidel competition. Our Dreidel Vibes patch brings a ...