Holiday / Events - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😇 NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN“No Longer Living in Sin” means it’s official… the paperwork finally caught up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🔥 HOT WIFE SUMMER“Hot Wife Summer” means the glow-up is real… and fully acknowledged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🤵 TEAM GROOM“Team Groom” means you’re here for the groom… and probably the open bar. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

👰 TEAM BRIDE“Team Bride” means you’re backing the bride… no questions, no hesitation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🥂 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST“Professional Wedding Guest” means you came prepared… for the vows, the food, and the dance floor. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

😅 MY WIFE MADE ME DO IT“My Wife Made Me Do It” covers a lot… and honestly, it’s the safest answer. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

🍻 GROOM’S DRINKING TEAM“Groom’s Drinking Team” means you’re here to support the groom… one drink at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🍾 BRIDE’S DRINKING TEAM“Bride’s Drinking Team” means you’re here for the bride… and fully committed to the celebration. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

💸 “Jesus Saves, I Budget” is what happens when faith meets financial responsibility… kind of. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

Not even close. ✝️ “Death Couldn’t Hold Him” is a bold declaration of victory, hope, and power. It’s a reminder of what was overcome—and what that ...

Nature’s process… explained. 🐰🥚 “Making Easter Eggs” is a bold, tongue-in-cheek take on how things really get done. It’s playful, a little outrageo...

Simple message. Big impact. ✝️ “Jesus Taught Love Not Hate” is a direct reminder of what matters most. It’s about leading with love, choosing grace...

We all believe in something. 🍫 “Chocolate Is My Religion” is a playful take on devotion—sweet, relatable, and hard to argue with. It’s perfect for ...

Some things are better with Him. ✝️ “Life Is Scary Without Jesus” is a direct, honest statement about faith and dependence. It’s not flashy—it’s re...

Charisma level: biblical. ✝️ “He Is Rizzin” blends faith and modern slang into a bold, funny take on a timeless figure. Featuring a charismatic dep...

Something’s missing… and it’s you. ✝️ “CH__CH – What’s Missing?” is a clever church-inspired design with a subtle message. Fill in the blanks and i...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...