FUNNY PATCHES

Sarcasm It's How I Hug - Removable Patch

Palm Tree Paradise - Removable Patch

Stop Petting My Peeves - Removable Patch

I Know A Guy - Removable Patch

I Wonder If Common Sense Will Ever Make A Comeback. - Removable Patch

Now That I've Gotten Older, I've Come To Realize Why Bigfoot Stays Away From People. - Removable Patch

You Should Give A Fuck. You Really Should. But Only About Things That Set Your Soul On Fire. Save Your Fucks For Magical Shit. - Removable Patch

I'm Here For The Gangbang - Removable Patch

Disappointed But Not Surprised - Removable Patch

Florida Man... - Removable Patch

Tomorrow Is Not Promised. Be A Ho Today. - Removable Patch

5th Grade Dodgeball Champion - Removable Patch

Get That Tattoo Your Family Is Already Disappointed - Removable Patch

"I Never Said That Shit" - Confucious - Removable Patch

If Found: Delete My Browser History - Removable Patch

Meet Me At The Bar - Removable Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better - Removable Patch

Maturity Is Working Through Your Trauma And Not Using It As A Never Ending Excuse For Poor Behavior. - Removable Patch

Tropical Sunset - Removable Patch

Jenius. - Removable Patch

I'm Here To Break Shit - Removable Patch

Be You. They'll Adjust - Removable Patch

Physics - Why Shit Does Stuff - Removable Patch

You Know What Rhymes With Friday? Beer. - Patch

I Might Be The Evil Twin - Removable Patch

Master Builder - Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens, But It Was Aliens - Removable Patch

Sloth Hiking Team. We Will Get There When We Get There - Removable Patch

I'd Hit That - Baseball - Removable Patch

Fluent In Movie Quotes - Removable Patch

Homies - Removable Patch

Squatchy - Removable Patch

Apparently I'm Dramatic - Removable Patch

Celebrating Conspiracy - Removable Patch

This Current Chapter Of My Life Is Called My Turn. And I Am Unapologetic As Fuck About It - Removable Patch

If Someone Tells Me To "Take It Down A Notch", That Guarantees A Five Notch Increase. Don't Fucking Try To De-Notch Me. - Removable Patch

Cheers Bitches - Removable Patch

I Laughed So Hard Tears Ran Down My Leg - Removable Patch

Button Pusher - Removable Patch

I Love Squats - Removable Patch

As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It. I'm Totally Flexible. - Removable Patch

Give A Man A Fish And He'll Eat For A Day, Push A Man Into A Volcano And The Sun God Will Ensure A Bountiful Harvest This Season. - Removable Patch

Warning - Driver Is Hung Like A Chipmunk - Removable Patch

My Dentist Told Me I Need A Crown. I Was Like, "I Know, Right?" - Removable Patch

Expensive & Difficult - Removable Patch

I'd Tack That - Removable Patch