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😏 It’s a Gift and a Burden Being this attractive comes with consequences. I’m So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard is made for confident comedians, shameles...

👀 Unqualified but Available No medical degree. No professional training. Absolutely no reason to be involved. I’m Not a Gynecologist, but I’ll Take...

💸 Exchange Rates Are Humbling Confidence says you’re a perfect 10. Currency conversion says we should manage expectations. I’m a 10 but in Pesos is...

😇 Mostly Well-Behaved You’re sweet, innocent, and practically angelic—right up until that tiny 1% takes over. I’m 99% Angel, but Ohhh, That 1% is m...

🔥 Preparing for the Afterlife Some people take relaxing showers. You crank the temperature until your skin files a complaint. I Take Super Hot Show...

🪰 Technically Still Impressive Big confidence. Very specific fine print. Hung Like a Horse Fly is made for self-deprecating comedians, professional...