Funny - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🥈 2nd Place Is 1st Loser Silver medals are nice, but winning is nicer. The 2nd Place Is 1st Loser patch is made for ruthless competitors, unapologe...

😈 BAD DECISIONS CLUB“Bad Decisions Club” isn’t exclusive… but somehow you keep qualifying. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🎤 I’M THE MAIN EVENT“I’m The Main Event” isn’t confidence… it’s just stating the obvious. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

👏 APPLAUD WHEN I ENTER“Applaud When I Enter” sets the tone… because a regular entrance just isn’t your style. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

😎 NOT OLD – EXPERIENCED“Not Old – Experienced” is the official rebrand of getting older… with better PR. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🏷️ NOT OLD – VINTAGE“Not Old – Vintage” is what you call it when age starts sounding a lot cooler. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🎂 BIRTHDAYS HIT DIFFERENT NOW“Birthdays Hit Different Now” used to mean cake… now it means recovery time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🧓 BACK IN MY DAY“Back in My Day” starts as a sentence… and somehow turns into a full story every time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

🧾 YOUTH SOLD SEPARATELY“Youth Sold Separately” is what happens when the warranty expires… and everything costs extra. Sized at 3x2 and hook & l...

⏱️ TIME SERVED“Time Served” isn’t a complaint… it’s a record of everything you’ve already dealt with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

💥 PAIN IS MY CARDIO“Pain Is My Cardio” skips the gym and goes straight to the daily wear and tear. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🦵 MEMORIES > KNEES “Memories > Knees” is for the ones who chose the story over the safe route… and are paying for it now. Sized at 3x2 and h...

⚠️ MADE BEFORE SAFETY LABELS “Made Before Safety Labels” is for those who didn’t need warnings… and still don’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🎉 “Survived Another Year” is less about aging… and more about making it through whatever that was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

👑 “Legend Status” isn’t claimed—it’s earned. And if you know, you know. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

Somebody made a choice. 🚔 “Rules Were Broken” is understated police humor—simple, dry, and understood by anyone who’s worked a shift. No drama. Jus...

You either have it… or you don’t. 😏Our “Some Of Us Just Got That Shit You Can’t Teach” patch is a straight-up acknowledgment of natural tal...

The data is in—and it’s you. ☀️Our “Science Says The Sun Is Hottest – Science Is Wrong – It’s You” patch delivers clever charm with a wink. Designe...

Sometimes motivation looks like finger guns and zero self-doubt. 👉😎Our “Just Did Finger Guns In The Mirror To Remind Myself That I’m A Fucking Weap...

Some announcements are just a courtesy. 🚽😬Our “I’m Gonna Blow The Bathroom Up After Dinner” patch delivers brutally honest bathroom humor with zero...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...