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Sad But Still Horny - Removable Patch
$6.99If You Have The Power To Make Someone Happy, Do It. The World Needs More Of That. - Removable Patch
$6.99Before You Hug Me... Don't. - Removable Patch
$6.99All Great Changes Are Preceded By Chaos. - Removable Patch
$6.99Before You Lose Your Shit, Remember There's No Wine In Prison - Removable Patch
$6.99I Love Animals - They're Delicious - Removable Patch
$6.99Every Family Needs At Least One Redneck - Removable Patch
$6.99Be Your Own Sugar Daddy - Removable Patch
$6.99I AM 39+1 - Middle Finger - Removable Patch
$6.99If Nothing Works Do Nothing - Removable Patch
$6.99I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Removable Patch
$6.99I Saw That - Karma - Removable Patch
$6.99No, I Will Not Fix Your Computer - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Old Enough To Remember The Very First TED Talk. It Was Most Excellent. - Removable Patch
$6.99There's A Fine Line Between A Numerator And A Denominator. Only A Fraction Of People Will Find This Funny. - Removable Patch
$6.99"Are You Free Tomorrow?" "No, I'm Expensive Everyday" - Removable Patch
$6.99They Are Just Angry Because The Truth You Speak Contradicts The Lie They Live - Removable Patch
$6.99At Times, I'm Grateful That Thoughts Don't Appear In Bubbles Over Our Heads. - Removable Patch
$6.99Two Things I Know I Can Make. Pretty Kids And People Mad. - Removable Patch
$6.99If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza, You Can Be Anything. - Patch
$6.99No Matter How Long You Have Traveled In The Wrong Direction, You Can Always Turn Around. - Removable Patch
$6.99Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Rude, I Just Don't Like You.- Removable Patch
$6.99I'm The Friend With The Boat - Removable Patch
$6.99Mom Needs A Charge - Removable Patch
$6.99Chief - Red and White - Removable Patch
$6.99FAFO - Fuck Around And Find Out - Removable Patch
$6.99Alien Head - Believe - Removable Patch
$6.99Too Many Idiots Not Enough Axes - Removable Patch
$6.99Are We Having Drinks? Or Are We Having Dranks? I Need To Dress Accordingly. - Removable Patch
$6.99Just Because Someone Carries It Well, Doesn't Mean It Isn't Heavy. - Removable Patch
$6.99Not All Storms Come To Disrupt Your Life, Some Come To Clear Your Patch. - Removable Patch
$6.99Open Minded People Don't Care To Be Right They Care to Understand. There's Never A Right Or Wrong Answer. Everything Is About Understanding. - Removable Patch
$6.99Lessons In Life Will Be Repeated Until They Are Learned - Removable Patch
$6.99The Whiskey Drinking Friend - Removable Patch
$6.99I'm Not Hard Of Hearing. I'm Just Ignoring You - Patch
$6.99I Look Taller On TV - Removable Patch
$6.99In Memory Of When I Cared - Removable Patch
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