FUNNY PATCHES

Hey Y'All - Texas License Plate - Removable Patch

Every Butt Loves A Rub - Removable Patch

I Like My Pork Pulled And My Meat Smoked - Removable Patch

Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter - Removable Patch

Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I've Ever Lived In - Removable Patch

Stay Away From Negative People. They Have A Problem For Every Solution. - Albert Einstein - Removable Patch

Quit Being A Salty Bitch - Removable Patch

Viking - Live Bravely, Do Right, Fear Nothing - Removable Patch

None Of Us Sit High Enough To Look Down At Others - Removable Patch

Taco Bell Doesn't Have A Playground Because It's Hard To Have Fun When You Might Shit Your Pants. - Removable Patch

Just Because Someone Carries It Well, Doesn't Mean It Isn't Heavy. - Removable Patch

But Did I Ask You? - Removable Patch

Don't Worry Beach Happy - Removable Patch

I'm Not Needy I'm Wanty. - Removable Patch

This Too Shall Pass - Removable Patch

Bad Things Happen In Philadelphia - Green - Removable Patch

I'm On A Boat - Waves - Removable Patch

Abracadabra! Nope You're Still Here - Patch

Alien Head - Removable Patch

It Might Look Like I'm Doing Nothing But In My Head I'm Quite Busy - Removable Patch

Some Days The Supply Of Available Curse Words Is Insufficient To Meet My Demands - Removable Patch

Kriss Kross Was Right. This Shit Really Is Wiggity Wiggity Whack. - Removable Patch

If You Continue To "Wait Until You're Ready" You'll Be Waiting For The Rest Of Your Life. - Removable Patch

I May Not Be Perfect, But At Least I'm Not You. - Removable Patch

I Put The She In Shenanigans - Removable Patch

I'm Feeling Horny - Removable Patch

2021 Dumpster Fire - Removable Patch

Chick Magnet - Patch

Sarcasm - Patch

Adulthood Is Like Looking Both Ways Before You Cross The Street And Then Getting Hit By An Airplane - Removable Patch

I Tried To Say, "I'm A Functional Adult", But My Phone Changed It To "Fictional Adult", And I Feel Like That's More Accurate. - Removable Patch

Burning Sage And The Kids Start Whining "I Can't Breathe!" I Bet You Can't. Demons. - Removable Patch

Of Course I Talk To Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice. - Removable Patch

Fireworks Director - I Run. You Run! - Removable Patch

Things I Hate - Technology - Removable Patch

It's What I Do. I Drink And Grill Things. - Removable Patch

Who Sprinkled The Bitchy Dust? - Removable Patch

RV Pilot - Removable Patch

Win Or Lose We Still Booze - Removable Patch

Having A Weird Mom Builds Character - Removable Patch

Gobble Gobble Bitches - Removable Patch

Hello My Name Is Trouble - Removable Patch

Ew, People - Patch

Don't Follow Me You Won't Make It - Removable Patch

Remember When We Had To Smack The TV Because The Channel Wasn't Coming In Clearly? I Feel That Way About Far Too Many People. - Removable Patch

Hangover - Removable Patch

If You Have The Power To Make Someone Happy, Do It. The World Needs More Of That. - Removable Patch

Before You Hug Me... Don't. - Removable Patch