Food & Drink - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🍺 CRACK ONE. QUACK ONE. Product Description:For the duck who knows exactly when it’s time to kick back. The Quack Open a Cold One removable patch m...

🍹 ONE MORE WON’T HURT. PROBABLY. Product Description:For the duck who knows the night isn’t over yet. The Just One More Quacktail removable patch m...

🍺 I CAME FOR THE TAILGATE The game is really just something that happens after the good part. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

💨 SMOKE SIGNALS ONLY For the pitmaster communicating exclusively through brisket haze, grill smoke, and deeply unnecessary tong clicks.Sized at 3x2...

🥩 RESTING BRISKET FACE For the pitmaster staring down the smoker like the meat owes them money.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

💨 LOOKS GOOD, SMELLS BETTERSmoke Show is for the backyard BBQ legend turning ribs, brisket, burgers, and questionable confidence into a full-blown ...

🔥 CONFIDENCE: WELL DONE-ISHProbably Overcooked is for the backyard grill master who got distracted for one second and is now calling those burgers ...

🔥 CLEARED FOR GRILL DUTYLicensed to Grill is for the backyard BBQ agent who handles burgers, steaks, and suspiciously secret marinades with full co...

🔥 OFFICIALLY TONG TESTEDClick Click Certified is for the grill boss who knows the tongs are not ready until they’ve been clicked at least twice. Si...

🔥 CHEAPER THAN THERAPYCharcoal Therapy is for the backyard grill master who finds peace in glowing coals, cold drinks, and pretending the smoke isn...

🥩 SMOKE HAPPENSBrisket Happens is for the backyard pit boss who knows BBQ is part patience, part smoke, and part pretending everything went exactly...

🌮 BEACH TACO A taco by the water, because fine dining is just better with sand in questionable places.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

Weather report: strong pours with zero regrets. 🍹🚢Our “Cruising With A Chance Of Boozing” patch is made for sea days, pool decks, and anyone who tr...

Carpe diem… but make it nautical and slightly boozy. 🌊🍹Our “Seas the Day (Preferably With a Drink)” patch is made for ocean views, pool decks, and ...

You were warned. 🍹Our “Warning – We Bought The Drink Package” patch is a public service announcement for anyone on vacation with zero limits and qu...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...