Events - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🤔 OLDER AND WISER (DEBATABLE)“Older and Wiser (Debatable)” means the years are adding up… the wisdom is still under review. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🦵 MEMORIES > KNEES “Memories > Knees” is for the ones who chose the story over the safe route… and are paying for it now. Sized at 3x2 and h...

⚠️ MADE BEFORE SAFETY LABELS “Made Before Safety Labels” is for those who didn’t need warnings… and still don’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🌈 I GUESS HE’S NOT GAY “Turns out the wedding invitation was a pretty solid clue.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🍻 IF I’M DRUNK, BLAME THEM“If I’m Drunk, Blame Them” is pre-approved accountability… delegated in advance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compati...

🍻 GROOM’S DRINKING TEAM“Groom’s Drinking Team” means you’re here to support the groom… one drink at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🍷 AGED TO PERFECTION-ISH“Aged To Perfection-ish” means you’re doing great… with a little room for interpretation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

🎁 YES, I EXPECT GIFTS“Yes, I Expect Gifts” skips the hinting and gets straight to the point. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🎉 BIRTHDAY MODE ACTIVATED“Birthday Mode Activated” means normal rules are off… and celebrating is on. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🎤 I’M THE MAIN EVENT“I’m The Main Event” isn’t confidence… it’s just stating the obvious. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

👑 AGING LIKE A LEGEND“Aging Like A Legend” means the years aren’t slowing you down… they’re building your reputation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & l...