Events - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

🔥 HOT WIFE SUMMER“Hot Wife Summer” means the glow-up is real… and fully acknowledged. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🍻 SAME BOOBIES FOREVER“Same Boobies Forever” is a bold way to celebrate commitment… and keep things classy-adjacent. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

⚠️ MADE BEFORE SAFETY LABELS “Made Before Safety Labels” is for those who didn’t need warnings… and still don’t. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop ...

💍 FOREVER HOLY SHIT! “That escalated from ‘dating’ to legally binding real fast.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL“This Is Not A Drill” means whatever’s happening… it’s officially go time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

🥂 PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST“Professional Wedding Guest” means you came prepared… for the vows, the food, and the dance floor. Sized at 3x2 and hoo...