Events - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

📡 I REMEMBER DIAL-UP“I Remember Dial-Up” is for those who earned their internet time… one screeching connection at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook &a...

📉 EXPIRED WARRANTY“Expired Warranty” means whatever breaks next… you’re on your own. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pa...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

Custom Year Old Est. If you want it, we’ll make it! Whether you need a custom designed patch for your company, wedding, birthday, organization or a...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

🪩 BRIDE SQUAD “Serving main character energy with a side of questionable late-night decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this r...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY WIFE“Sorry About My Wife” is part apology… part heads-up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ...

🥂 MIMOSAS“Mimosas” isn’t just a drink… it’s the official start time for the day. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch ...

📼 RETRO BUT FUNCTIONAL“Retro But Functional” means you’ve got some mileage… but you still get the job done. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

👏 APPLAUD WHEN I ENTER“Applaud When I Enter” sets the tone… because a regular entrance just isn’t your style. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

🎉 LIVING MY BIRTHDAY ERA“Living My Birthday Era” means one day isn’t enough… you’re stretching this out. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🎉 BORN FOR THIS DAY“Born for This Day” means this moment? Yeah… it’s kind of your thing. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

🌞 ANOTHER LAP AROUND THE SUN“Another Lap Around the Sun” keeps it simple… you made it around again. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

🎉 BORN TO BE CELEBRATED“Born To Be Celebrated” means it’s not just a birthday… it’s a lifestyle. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this ...

💪 BUILT DIFFERENT SINCE BIRTH“Built Different Since Birth” means this isn’t new… it’s always been this way. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🏷️ NOT OLD – VINTAGE“Not Old – Vintage” is what you call it when age starts sounding a lot cooler. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🎂 BIRTHDAYS HIT DIFFERENT NOW“Birthdays Hit Different Now” used to mean cake… now it means recovery time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatib...

🎉 “Survived Another Year” is less about aging… and more about making it through whatever that was. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

💍 UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT “Marriage: the longest-running hostile takeover in history.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable pat...

🍻 LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM “One final legally sanctioned bad idea before married life begins.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remov...

😅 SORRY ABOUT MY HUSBAND“Sorry About My Husband” is part warning… part public service announcement. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

😇 NO LONGER LIVING IN SIN“No Longer Living in Sin” means it’s official… the paperwork finally caught up. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...