Events - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

❤️ I LOVE MY HUBBY“I Love My Hubby” says it loud… so there’s no confusion who you’re here for. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

😈 BAD DECISIONS CLUB“Bad Decisions Club” isn’t exclusive… but somehow you keep qualifying. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😴 “Professional Napper” isn’t laziness—it’s a skill that’s been carefully developed over time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this re...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🛒 OFF THE MARKET “Bad news, boys. She retired from free agency.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

🏆 TROPHY WIFE“Trophy Wife” isn’t subtle… but neither is winning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily bet...

😏 ONE D FOR ETERNITY“One D for Eternity” is commitment… simplified down to the essentials. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

😎 MY HUSBAND HAS AN AWESOME WIFE“My Husband Has an Awesome Wife” is confidence… and honestly, he agrees. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

🔥 ONE YEAR HOTTER“One Year Hotter” means aging… but make it an upgrade. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps eas...

😏 OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER “Old Enough to Know Better” means you’ve got the wisdom… what you do with it is another story. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

😬 WE THOUGHT YOU LIKED DUDES“We Thought You Liked Dudes” is the kind of mix-up that somehow becomes the whole story. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

💍 BRIDE – RING FINGER“Bride – Ring Finger” says everything without saying a word… that hand’s doing all the talking. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🏆 COLLECTOR’S EDITION“Collector’s Edition” means you’re not for everyone… and that’s exactly the point. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible...

🎂 CERTIFIED BIRTHDAY PERSON“Certified Birthday Person” confirms what we already knew… this day is officially about you. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

😎 NOT OLD – EXPERIENCED“Not Old – Experienced” is the official rebrand of getting older… with better PR. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...