Careers - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

Customizable - US Flag - Fireman Axe - Black And White Distressed - Removable Patch Ever want a unique removable patch you can customize? Well, her...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

❄️ KEEP COOL. STAY READY. Stay Frosty is a classic tactical phrase for keeping your head clear and staying alert when things get unpredictable. T...

🫡 PERMISSION REQUESTED. OUTCOME UNCERTAIN. Ask for Permission is a tactical-style morale patch for anyone who knows sometimes the best move is to...

⚠️ Danger Adjacent For the guy who may not be causing the problem, but somehow always ends up standing right next to it. The Danger Adjacent patch ...

🪖 Retired-Ish For the guy who may be done with the job but definitely not with the attitude. The Retired-Ish patch brings dry tactical humor to vet...

🪖 Adventure Response Team For the crew that treats every road trip, range day, camping weekend, and questionable detour like a full-scale operation...

🪖 Tactical-ish For the guy who likes tactical gear but doesn’t take himself too seriously. The Tactical-ish patch mixes military-inspired style wit...

🛑 That Sounds Like Somebody Else’s Problem Could you handle it? Probably. Are you going to? Absolutely not. That’s Not My Job is made for boundary-...

Smile. You’re on camera. 🎥🚔 “Probably Recording This” is dry, current police humor rooted in today’s reality. Body cams, dash cams, and smartphones...

Deep thoughts at 2:17 a.m. 🚔 “Patrol Car Philosophers” is for officers who’ve solved half of life’s questions somewhere between calls. Long shifts,...

Radio’s off. Responsibilities paused. 🚔 “Off Duty Save Yourselves” is tongue-in-cheek humor for officers who’ve officially clocked out. It’s a ligh...

Dream big. Apparently very big. 🚔 “I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Sexy Cop, But Here I Am, Killing It” is unapologetic patrol humor with confi...

Sweet temptation. Zero resistance. 🍩🚔 “Donut Resist” is playful law enforcement humor that never gets old. It’s light, self-aware, and perfect for ...

When things go sideways, you don’t. 🚔 “Disorder Response Team” reflects readiness, coordination, and stepping in when situations escalate. It’s dir...

Big fans of cooperation. 🚔 “Compliance Enthusiasts” is subtle police humor rooted in the daily reality of the job. It’s confident, low-key, and ins...

It was supposed to be quick. 🚔 “Call Took Longer Than Planned” is dry patrol humor for officers who know that no call is ever as simple as dispatch...

Visibility. Precision. Accountability. 🚔 “Traffic Unit” represents officers who specialize in roadway safety, crash response, and enforcement. It’s...

Precision under pressure. 🚓 “SWAT” represents specialized training, coordinated response, and disciplined execution when situations escalate beyond...

Leadership isn’t loud. It’s consistent. 🚔 “Sergeant” represents supervision, accountability, and steady presence on shift. It’s a rank earned throu...

Somebody made a choice. 🚔 “Rules Were Broken” is understated police humor—simple, dry, and understood by anyone who’s worked a shift. No drama. Jus...

Standards exist for a reason. 🚔 “Professional Rule Enforcers” reflects the responsibility of upholding laws, maintaining order, and doing the job w...