Careers - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

Low profile. High focus. 🚔 “VICE” represents specialized investigations, discretion, and controlled operations. It’s direct, understated, and groun...

It usually isn’t. 🚔 “Police Never Think It’s As Funny As You Do” captures that moment when someone thinks they’re being clever—and the officer does...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

Customizable - Fire Department Removable Patch Ever want a Fire Department removable patch you can customize? Well, here it is! In 9 characters or ...

🪖 DEFINITELY NOT PART OF THE BRIEFING. For when the mission goes sideways before it even gets started. This Was Not the Plan is a tactical-style ...

⚠️ QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS. SOLID PATCH. Poor Life Choices is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone whose decision-making gets a little a...

💧 HYDRATE. IT’S NOT OPTIONAL. Hydrate or Die-drate is a funny tactical-style morale patch for anyone who takes hydration almost as seriously as t...

🪖 Office Of Problem Creation For the guy who doesn’t just solve problems—he occasionally manufactures them first. The Office Of Problem Creation pa...

🔥 Grill Team Six For the guy who treats the backyard grill like a classified operation. The Grill Team Six patch combines tactical humor with BBQ a...

🪖 Poorly Supervised For the ones who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised around tools, gear, or questionable ideas. The Poorly Supervised patch...

Yes. We noticed. 🚓 “We Saw That” is low-key police humor—understood by officers who miss very little on shift. It’s not loud. It doesn’t need to be...

Keeping order, one space at a time. 🚗 “Parking Enforcement” represents attention to detail, consistency, and maintaining structure where it matters...

Prevent it. Respond to it. Paperwork it. 🚔 “Crime Prevention-Ish” is understated police humor for officers who know the job isn’t always textbook p...

When the smoke shows up, so do you. 🔥 “Smoke Eaters United” is a nod to fire service tradition and the crews who stand shoulder to shoulder when it...

Some calls stay with you. Some scenes don’t leave. “We Saw Everything” isn’t loud—it’s understood. It’s for firefighters, police, medics, and first...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

🚫 NO ENTRY. NO EXCEPTIONS. Access Denied is a tactical-style morale patch with a clean, restricted-access attitude. A strong fit for hats, packs,...

⚠️ Professional Bad Decision Maker For the guy who turns questionable judgment into a full-time skill set. The Professional Bad Decision Maker patc...

🍔 Meal Team Six For the guy who treats snack runs, cookouts, and post-range meals like a full tactical operation. The Meal Team Six patch brings mi...

🪖 Morale Enforcement Unit For the guy who takes keeping spirits high a little too seriously. The Morale Enforcement Unit patch blends tactical styl...

🪖 Professionally Unsupervised For the guy who somehow turns questionable judgment into a repeatable skill set. The Professionally Unsupervised patc...