COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🏓 PICKLEBALL JESUSHe has risen, grabbed a paddle, and is ready to bless the kitchen line. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🎆 250 YEARS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY “Subtlety was never part of the brand.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swap...

🎇 250 YEARS YOUNG & STILL UNSUPERVISED “That explains the fireworks injuries.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patc...

⛳ I IDENTIFY AS PAR “My scorecard strongly disagrees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hats,...

📏 ASK ME HOW LONG IT IS “He’s talking about his drive. Probably.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily be...

🖕💍 RING FINGER “Nothing says ‘forever’ like flipping off your single friends with jewellery.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this rem...

😈 BAD DECISIONS CLUB“Bad Decisions Club” isn’t exclusive… but somehow you keep qualifying. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remova...

🎣 QUIT BITCHIN - GO FISHINLess complaining, more casting.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between hat...

🎣 BASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD - FISHING CLUBMembership requires bad puns and even worse behavior on the water.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🎣 JUST ONE MORE CAST (LIES)The most repeated sentence in fishing history.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler...

🧠🌿 THAT’S WHAT I DO I SMOKE WEED AND I KNOW THINGS“That’s What I Do I Smoke Weed and I Know Things” sounds like a skillset… and honestly, it checks...

🔥 KEEP BLAZING, STAY AMAZING“Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing” is part motivation… part lifestyle advice. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

You can tell. 👀🌿 “Stoner Eyes” is a bold, visual-first design featuring classic glazed, zoned-out eyes. It’s simple, expressive, and instantly reco...

If you think it’s boring, you’re not paying attention. ⚾ “Baseball Isn’t Boring” is for players and fans who understand the strategy, the tension, ...

 PATCH ATTACH FACTSPull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves PersonalityYour hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be coole...

🧑🦯 THE REF IS BLINDA classic sideline diagnosis made with zero medical training and full emotional confidence. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop c...

Leadership isn’t loud. It’s consistent. 🚔 “Sergeant” represents supervision, accountability, and steady presence on shift. It’s a rank earned throu...

Show up first. Leave when it’s done. 🔥 “First In - Last Out” reflects a mindset rooted in ownership and accountability. It’s about commitment to th...

When rugby calls, everything else goes to voicemail. 🏉Our “Sorry. Can’t. Rugby. Bye” patch delivers the perfect excuse for skipping plans, chores, ...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...