COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🎓 CLASS OF 2029 Future graduate. Current professional at counting down the years and pretending finals are still far away.Sized at 3x2 and hook &am...

🍖 THE RIB TICKLER For the BBQ joker serving up smoky ribs, bad dad jokes, and sauce-covered confidence.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible,...

🏓 DINKS AND RECREATIONFor players who treat rec league like a public service with extra trash talk. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, th...

⚠️ HIDDEN HAZARDS CLUB “Mostly referring to the golfers, not the course.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps e...

🏌️ SHANK HAPPENS “Some shots build character. This one hit a maintenance shed.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch s...

💃 GIRLS NIGHT OUT “One last classy evening before the group chat becomes wedding logistics.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this remo...

🤰 SHE MUST BE PREGNANT“She Must Be Pregnant” is a wild assumption… but somehow still part of the conversation. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop com...

🍻 OPEN BAR ATHLETE“Open Bar Athlete” means you didn’t come to watch… you came to compete. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removab...

🥒 LAST PICKLE SHE’LL EVER TICKLE“Last Pickle She’ll Ever Tickle” is bold, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of joke that shows up at the wedding. Si...

🍾 BRIDE’S DRINKING TEAM“Bride’s Drinking Team” means you’re here for the bride… and fully committed to the celebration. Sized at 3x2 and hook &...

🌿 STONER THINGS“Stoner Things” covers a lot… and somehow none of it needs explaining. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable p...

🎉 BIRTHDAY MODE ACTIVATED“Birthday Mode Activated” means normal rules are off… and celebrating is on. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, ...

🍰 I DESERVE CAKE“I Deserve Cake” isn’t a question… it’s a well-earned conclusion. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch...

⏱️ TIME SERVED“Time Served” isn’t a complaint… it’s a record of everything you’ve already dealt with. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop comp...

It’s a serious responsibility. 🍬 “Official Candy Inspector” brings a playful, badge-style vibe to anyone who takes quality control very seriously. ...

Subtle. Elevated. Recognized. 🌿 “IV XX” is a minimalist, high-end design inspired by premium cannabis culture. Clean lines, refined style, and a lo...

Precision under pressure. 🚓 “SWAT” represents specialized training, coordinated response, and disciplined execution when situations escalate beyond...

Perfection is overrated. Love is not. ❤️Our “Good Moms Have Sticky Floors, Dirty Ovens, and Happy Kids” patch celebrates the beautiful chaos of mot...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...

PATCH ATTACH FACTS Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cool...