COLLECTION NO STICKER - VELCRO COMPATIBLE PATCHES

🥋 Tiny Shorts Fight Club Patch Short shorts. Big energy. Zero fear. The Tiny Shorts Fight Club Patch is made for fighters, grapplers, strikers, and...

🎯 BIG SACK ENERGY For the cornhole player rolling up with oversized confidence, loose form, and just enough luck to be dangerous.Sized at 3x2 and h...

🎯 THIS GUY TOSSES For the cornhole legend pointing at himself like the whole tailgate needed a warning label.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compa...

🚨 PRIDE PATROLServing looks, issuing warnings, and keeping the boring people under surveillance. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, thi...

🥂 GAY AGENDA BRUNCHThe meeting has been moved to mimosas, judgment, and aggressively good outfits. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, t...

🛺 GOLF CART MAFIA “Respect the cart path. Or don’t. We’re not your dad.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps ea...

🍺 CART GIRL MAGNET “Mostly attracting double transfusions and poor financial decisions.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removabl...

📼 GROOM CREW “Like a boy band reunion, but with more beer and worse knees.” Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps...

⚠️ WARNING GUYS TRIP IN PROGRESS“Warning Guys Trip in Progress” means the itinerary is optional… but the chaos is guaranteed. Sized at 3x2 and hook...

🍻 GROOM’S DRINKING TEAM“Groom’s Drinking Team” means you’re here to support the groom… one drink at a time. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compat...

🎣 I LOVE MY GILL FRIENDA true fishing buddy… scales and all.Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easily between ...

😏🌿 SORRY FOR MY BLUNTNESS THAT’S HOW I ROLL“Sorry for My Bluntness That’s How I Roll” is part apology… part warning. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

😵💫 FADED AS FUCK“Faded As Fuck” isn’t subtle… but neither is the vibe. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatible, this removable patch swaps easi...

🔥 FRESHLY BAKED – STRAIGHT FIRE“Freshly Baked – Straight Fire” means you’re coming in hot… no cooling period. Sized at 3x2 and hook & lo...

🎉 LIVING MY BIRTHDAY ERA“Living My Birthday Era” means one day isn’t enough… you’re stretching this out. Sized at 3x2 and hook & loop compatibl...

Charisma level: biblical. ✝️ “He Is Rizzin” blends faith and modern slang into a bold, funny take on a timeless figure. Featuring a charismatic dep...

Laundry has entered the chat. ⚾ “Moms Against White Baseball Pants” is painfully accurate baseball humor for anyone who’s dealt with dirt, grass st...

Hit it far. Let it fly. ⚾ “Chicks Dig The Long Ball” is a legendary baseball phrase that celebrates power at the plate. Big swings, deep shots, and...

Built different behind the plate. ⚾ “Catchers Do It Squatting” is classic baseball humor with a nod to the toughest position on the field. It’s pla...

Service. Honor. Protection. 🇺🇸 “Serve Honor and Protect” reflects the commitment behind the badge. Set against a black and white American flag back...

Visibility. Precision. Accountability. 🚔 “Traffic Unit” represents officers who specialize in roadway safety, crash response, and enforcement. It’s...

Not every call ends this way. That’s why it means something. 🚑 “Pulse Found Club” is for EMS and paramedics who know the weight of the moment when ...

Not Ivy League. IV League. 💉 “IV League Dropouts” is for EMS and paramedics who learned their craft in the field—under pressure, on scene, and in t...

Experience is a tough teacher. 📚Our “Learning Hurts” patch is a nod to the lessons that come with trial, error, and a little discomfort. Designed i...